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BREAKING: Marvel to quickly reshoot Avengers: Doomsday to undo Sam Wilson’s death scene.
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WWE star Chyna says she found a love note from the boss's daughter in her boyfriend Triple H's briefcase. Then the company offered her $400,000 a year, she said no, and she says a fax reached her at a deli: they wouldn't be needing her anymore. In the video below she says: "I found a note, actually." It came from Stephanie McMahon, she says, "dated, like, a year beforehand." Chyna was the first woman to win WWE's Intercontinental title. Stephanie's father, Vince McMahon, owned the company. In a 2012 post, Chyna said she told Stephanie she "was lucky her father was there or I would of ripped her face off." Then the contract came up. Jim Ross, then WWE's head of talent, says she told him: "I'm as valuable as Stone Cold is to WWE." She wanted $1 million a year. Her sister says the offer had a $400,000 minimum. She says Vince's last words were that "blood was thicker than water." The next week she was eating lunch at Jerry's Deli when the fax came. Triple H married Stephanie in 2003 and now runs WWE's creative. In 2004 an adult film with her then-boyfriend, Sean Waltman, came out. In 2015 Triple H said she "absolutely deserves" the Hall of Fame, then asked what his 8-year-old would find looking her up: "What comes up?" She died in 2016, at 46. WWE inducted her in 2019, as part of Triple H's group. The case for WWE: Ross says "her conduct and her mood and attitude" cost her the contract, and Triple H has said their relationship "had gone downhill" before Stephanie. The case for Chyna: "It wasn't like I was making, like, what the guys were making." Did she price herself out, or did she lose her job for catching the boss's daughter?
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Who’s going to tell her?
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Pete Hegseth wanted people to watch a public execution, well they're seeing it tonight.
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my god…….im HOPEscrolling
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election map rn:
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we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill
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I need to know if she's winning
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This looks really bad
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perfection.
"My mom? My mom doesn't work in the movies."
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This is actually funny.
Just checking in to see how things are goi--
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the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses
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somebody get mustard on the beat.
Judi Dench says it was Daniel Craig’s idea to kill off M in “Skyfall”: “Ever since ‘GoldenEye’ ... I’d been begging them to let me out from behind my desk. Well, they did finally let me out from behind my desk... and they shot me. [Laughs.] Apparently, it was Daniel’s idea to have me killed. But first I had to suffer the indignity of being sacked by Ralph Fiennes. Arsehole. It was reported in the press that I’d cried when they told me I was being replaced. Of course I didn’t cry. Why on earth would I cry after twenty glorious years and eight Bond films — which, by the way, is one more than Roger Moore, the longest-running 007 to date.” Read the full profile from @MarlowNYC: wp.me/pc8uak-1lI41e
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we all got it at the same time.
One thing I did notice from all the close up shots in You Can See Everything is that millennials all have chicken pox scars whereas with zoomers you don't rlly see that
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I understand what the definition of meme is, but I genuinely hate it when it transcends social media.
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Intentionally or not, this post proved to be very misleading in a few different ways. Macaulay Culkin IS recreating the meme in this picture, but his costume itself is actually of a green army man toy. His face paint is actually bright green. x.com/mgkcentral/sta…
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I’m also deeply sad at the number of people that saw this and didn’t immediately think thousand yard stare. And I *LOVE* Tropic Thunder.
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*at a job interview* “Can you perform under pressure?” Me: “I’m not sure I know all the lyrics but here goes nothing.”
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I’m fine with this.
does he think reed's name is richard
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JUST IN: 🇮🇪🇬🇧 Ireland to establish its first government body dedicated to preparing for possible reunification with Northern Ireland.
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MAN I MISS MY UNCLE CHARLES YALL
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