James "Drake" Harden

In a zoom call with the names Anwar, Mansi, Ali Al, Hugo, Mustafa and Mohammed. I do not belong

I can't remember this guys name

Fake baby at the bar

I feel so powerful when I fart with a group of people behind me

I know my golf round is bad when I have to stop to look for extra balls

Foid is talking about DEI

Thinking about how one of my players told our catcher this weekend that if his throw was on target he would have thrown the runner out. This was the same throw that ended up in centerfield

Have not left my couch for 3 hours because of the internet invitations

Baseball

As soon as I get drunk the first thing I think of is door dashing dons

These beers are sitting here and they are talking, they're talkin saying drink me drink me. Someone has to do it. Why not me.

I have watched the worst organized baseball of my entire life over the last 2 days

"Are we just ass" after getting walked off in our second game

Getting dinner at AandW had no idea this was a thing

Stuck driving two bots today O/U 25 total words said

I hate seeing people stand outside of work before we open. It's not that deep. The groceries aren't going anywhere

Not sure if my neighbors could play their music any louder