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Just a weird person

London
Joined July 2011
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.@CommunityFibre are you planning on providing any update to those of us without internet? As you've switched your phone lines and chat function off, it's not clear when internet will return. Very poor service
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.@RamonasKitchen1 What's with the tiny tubs of humous Ramona? Bring back the bigger (more price friendly) tubs in supermarkets such as Sainsbury's please
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Well that's one way to get onto the planet #HelldiversII
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Mum was fed up of the squirrels stealing all the bird food so she greased the feeder!
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This owl stole a kid’s stick-horse toy and has been riding it around town in true Halloween spirit
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I actually have a big fordhead for a reason and it shouldn't be made fun of #hairstyle #powerfulman
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.@LNER attrocious customer service on the LNER 7pm train from London to Edinburgh this evening. You've put two trains worth of people on the same train so everyone is fighting over the double booked seat reservations. What sort of compensation will you be offering? #lner
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I am a really cool guy with lots of friends ok?? #ukcomedy #comedysketch #comedyskit #papajohns #pizza
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Sam Campbell's back at the Edinburgh Fringe ...with one of the most Sam Campbelly stunts you could imagine chortl.es/3rQA0xx
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Woah, so this is what happens when you leave a banana in water for 100 days #science #experiment #fruit #comedy #funny #banana
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🤔 …the sincerest form of flattery! 😉
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you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters
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Landmarks of the world, misspelled in Midjourney 1/ The Empire Steak Building
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Great night last night @thewhitehartSE1 Another great selection of acts who knocked it out of the park and a lovely audience. We have 2 shows next Tuesday and our amazing Big Comedy show Thursday 29th with Marlon Davis from live at the Apollo headlining! eventbrite.co.uk/e/big-comed…
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This is a first! I’ve been spotted. Thank you to my fans everywhere!
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Twitter's new logo has a retro trick 🎮
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Of all the 1970s public information films, this was the strangest.
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