Jandus🚫(🕸🕸🎃)🚫 I'm tryna ignore it

Hey guys. First off, my name is Sakamoto Ryu, and I’m an artist. While I'm not widely known yet, I'm the painter who founded "Characteristicism" (check out my pinned post for details), and I've been working hard on my art. Starting today, I’m hosting an event to spread the word about my movement: I’m going to paint for you guys for $0. If you're reading this and have a photo you’d love to turn into a painting, why not drop it in the comments? I’ll paint it for $0. There are just a few conditions: First, please retweet and quote this post so more people can see it. Second, please refrain from sending too many photos at once. Third, photos with political overtones or explicit racism are strictly prohibited. I’m especially confident in painting pets, so pet owners are extra welcome. Why not trust me and send over a photo? As mentioned, the price is $0. :)