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jared gelman

@JaredGelman

I’m a kooky guy who loves pop music

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined January 2009
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REAL TEARS 😭😭😭😭
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@bronzeaveryNov 5
Replying to @TeddySinclairXO @JaredGelman
please we beg
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Funny you say that… I just found my mic and a box of knee high leather boots last night…
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Woke 3 were forgiving natalia kills
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on 12 xanax@praying4youhoesNov 5
I yearn for a nervous system this regulated
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mawoo@raeromtNov 5
And that’s how you read the room
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@PopBaseNov 5
Doja Cat changes lyric of ‘Paint The Town Red’ at her show in Dallas, Texas following the Democratic victory: “I don’t care I paint the town BLUE.”
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barrel rolls@barrel_rollsNov 4
They’re shooting SSRIs out of tshirt cannons at chuck e cheese
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@andyreedNov 4
Five Guys is now Five Folks
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I would like to follow more alts
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zac@glickzacNov 4
grab xomebody sexy, tell em they
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
La Soule (@okmeaux) profile pictureLa Soule@okmeauxNov 4
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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@DiscussingFilmNov 4
Philomena Cunk has launched a Letterboxd. 🔗: letterboxd.com/cunkoncinema/
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@PopTingzNov 4
Beyoncé has surprise-released her 2007 “The Beyoncé Experience Live Audio” album on all streaming services.
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Frank@FrankFWJHNov 3
Philomena Cunk got an official Letterboxd account and it’s as good as you thought
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hunter@hunter_hhhhNov 4
ROKU CITY JUST WENT BLUE
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleykerNov 4
CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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serena shahidi@glamdemon2004Nov 2
Love love LOVE this video. The way she says happy Halloween… the number of times she waves and says Hi… the guy saying “Heidi you’re freaking me out” and you can tell he’s serious af
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@THRNov 1
Heidi Klum poses on the carpet at her annual Halloween party in NYC
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noey 🌲@RevivedLotorOct 29
“one of my alters died in a school shooting”
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First trailer for Philomena Cunk's new series ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’. The series follows Cunk as she attempts to discover why movies exist and what they want from us. Releasing November 15 on Netflix.
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cannibal@fagcannibalOct 28
yall sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me foomf (family oomf)
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