I think a good job when I’m retired would be to do quality control observation for robot lawn mowers. Sure it’s a lot of pressure monitoring these machines because the companies reputation is on the line. But also you get to drink and watch grass get mowed.
Sometimes I click on my calendar to check the 10 day weather forecast. My calendar doesn’t know the forecast, and I feel silly for my mistake. Then I click a weather app.
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Hire Harbaugh, draft a QB with the first pick. Tired of this bull shit. #Bears
From Bears camp: “On some snaps, Chris Finke, Nsimba Webster and Isaiah Coulter were Fields’ top three options.” -Reading that sentence made me close my eyes, and my brain stopped working for a bit. Good Lord. Go Bears!
Would it be possible to create a beer can that is silent when you crack it open? Would be a nice option at times. Not all of the time, but in certain situations, ya would be great.
#Bears I don’t understand why I can’t pick the next GM and Head coach. I guarantee I’d do a fantastic job, and they would win the Super Bowl.
#Bears need to fire Pace and Nagy tomorrow. Put in an interim head coach, and hire a new head of football operations. The time is now.