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The Pirates are the cause of all my issues

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Ja’Marr Chase is cooking
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The average Bengals game be like
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Feels like the Bengals running the football is a waste of time lol
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If I see Alabama ranked 3 in the next playoff ranking reveal, I’m going to lose it
1. Georgia 2. Utah 3. Alabama 4. UCLA 5. Notre Dame 6. Miami 7. Texas 8. Indiana 9. Tennessee 10. Texas Tech 11. BYU 12. Wake Forest
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Losing two games at the same time is crazy. What were they thinking?
Things ARE NOT going well
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Wake Forest hasn’t beaten a top 10 team in how long? 😳
Last time each Power 4 school beat a top 10 team
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The answer is more simple than you think. It’s because SEC
#2 Georgia: • 7-1 record • Beat “#5” Alabama (6-2) • Beat #24 Florida (5-3) • Loss is to 4-4 team at home #9 BYU: • 7-1 Record • Beat #11 Notre Dame (7-1) • Beat #22 Arizona (6-2) • Loss is to 4-4 team on the road in 2OT How are Georgia and BYU 7 spots apart from each other with EXTREMELY similar résumés, and how is BYU behind multiple 2-loss SEC teams?
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The SEC bias again 🙄
THE FIRST CFP BRACKET PROJECTION OF THE SEASON‼️ If the CFP started today, would your team be playing in it? 🏈
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I also don’t know why Indiana is the Big Ten AQ in this bracket. UCLA leads the conference all by themselves right now. It’s not even a tie at the top. UCLA should be the projected Big Ten AQ at the moment.
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Someone out there may honestly offer Lowe 4/$84M or something in that range. The Pirates may be okay with the AAV but the years are tricky.
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The Pirates haven’t extended a qualifying offer to a player since 2014, when they actually did it twice (Russell Martin and Francisco Liriano). Liriano would re-sign. Martin departed and the Pirates used the pick they received to draft Ke’Bryan Hayes
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The whole early part of this offseason is interesting with the CBA expiring on December 1. How many players are gonna try to sign prior to that? How many teams would be willing to sign players with an uncertain financial landscape on the other side of the lockout
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It’s very interesting for these international players trying to come over in particular. Their whole timeline changes due to this. There’s a chance if they aren’t on a team by December 1, they won’t be able to make the jump to the MLB at all for 2027.
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I know they changed the rules to allow posting windows to be paused during a lockout scenario but this potential MLB lockout could last way longer and create a very different set of circumstances for these players. Like what if the sport is locked out until spring?
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Kirk Cousins is making it really tough for the Raiders to transition to Mendoza
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Brewers winning the World Series on the backdrop of a looming lockout is definitely a weird juxtaposition
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DeForest Buckner is a 49er again!
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The Brewers are a machine that doesn’t seem can be stopped right now The Rays are on the brink of losing their third World Series since 2008, which is brutal
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The Steelers are doing that thing again where they are stacking wins but you don’t understand how or why because they don’t look super impressive overall
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