Sarcastic AF

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Joined February 2011
Kinda sucks that this was all for nothing lol. #WorldSeries
CHANDLER SIMPSON WITH THE CATCH OF THE DAMN POSTSEASON MY GOD
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Imagine reading this headline in like 2014.
JUST IN: Nicki Minaj has reportedly been floated as the next White House press secretary by senior Trump staffers. — TMZ
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Reminder that Davo is currently on pace for 260 points, up from 243 before this game started. Dude is just out there playing on easy mode.
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins lifted the #Oilers past the Hurricanes while Connor McDavid & Leon Draisaitl both recorded five-point nights as Edmonton won 6-5 in the shootout to pick up their third win in a row. @paigymartin recaps the win from @RogersPlace. @CIBC | #LetsGoOilers
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It's actually so refreshing for once to come down to two teams who have never won a #WorldSeries before. #WinOurWay #ForTampaBay
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Armed Forces members are killed and hurt in a horrific accident, others watched their friends die, the pieces are still being put together and families are being told their loved ones didn't make it. Alberta separitists: "You know, it's actually ME/US who are the victims, here."
Just for the record this is a domestic terror attack on albertans and referendum vote by Ottawa. Nothing makes sense and the timing is very suspect. False flag. I believe carney is responsible . 😱😱
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Ohtani pimping his first home run in 116 at-bats in the 2nd inning while down 3-0 in the series is even funnier now lmao. #NLCS
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The President of the United States just said (regarding blowing up almost 200 school children and lying about it), out loud and on camera, "Meh, idk, I just make stuff up sometimes lol." Half the population proudly votes for this. Nothing will happen. What a fucking country.
ARCHIVE: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Reporter: “You just claimed Iran got its hands on a Tomahawk and bombed its own elementary school. But your generals disagree?” Trump: “I was just making stuff up, I don’t know, maybe I sold a tomahawk to some other country.”
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Cop will say the donkey did not comply and was reaching for its weapon. Also possibly high on fent (instant justification).
A Georgia police officer shoots and kills a beloved 1-year-old miniature donkey named HeeHaw as the animal approaches officers searching a farm for a missing child. Newly released bodycam footage shows the small donkey moving toward officers before one attempts to use a Taser and another opens fire. HeeHaw runs away before collapsing in the field. The officer claims the donkey was charging at police, but his devastated owner insists HeeHaw was simply approaching people the way he always did. The officer is on administrative leave as state investigators examine the shooting.
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Dodgers fans when they lose one game by one run:
If this shitty ass Brewers team actually beat the Dodgers, then we need to have a massive investigation into that team
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Shocking, the same "Christian" people who think children shouldn't ever be exposed to a rainbow flag or Hispanic Super Bowl Halftime Show are jizzing over the announcement of a live-streamed execution. Congratulations America, you have officially sunk to some Taliban-level shit.
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"Just don't watch it!" Oh, really? You mean you CAN actually do that? Interesting.
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I mean, that sucks...but like... ...... .......... What goes around eventually comes around. I said what I said, sorry. 🤷‍♂️
Brad Marchand had to be helped off the ice and didn't seem to be able to put pressure on his left leg.
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MAGAs having to defend Trump's "misinterpreted" ramblings for the 483,674th time:
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Just to be clear, I do not condone plays like this. But I don't always feel bad about it, either.
Darnell Nurse goes off after cross-checking Matthew Tkachuk in the head 🫣
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July was really just a fever dream, eh? I'm done, see ya next season. ✌️ #RedSox
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This team is so god damn frustrating. #RedSox
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OKAAAAAAY ENOUGH, FUCK #RedSox
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Hell yeah, nothing like a selfish veteran goalie and teammate overshadowing a once-in-a-lifetime rookie tradition. Memories. 💙
A moment Gavin McKenna will never forget 💙 #NHLFaceOff 📺: @Sportsnet or stream on Sportsnet+ ➡️ watch.sportsnet.ca
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"gOaLiEs ArE jUsT SuPeRsTiTiOuS." Yeah, and the Leafs still lost lol so congrats, stole a special moment from a young rookie AND lost the game anyway.
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Idk who needs to hear this, but driving on the shoulder of the highway to "stay out of the way" because you're hauling a load, but still going almost (like 5-10 under) the speed limit, is not the courtesy you think it is.
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