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Always keep safety in the back of your mind, just stay humble

Joined April 2009
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I love cowboys football. So much more fun when you don't care if they lose
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They got a commercial hyping Brady's return to foxborough as an ANNOUNCER!?!? 🙄🙄🙄
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He tried a loophole to Lincoln Osiris
Macaulay Culkin recreating the thousand-yard stare soldier meme for Halloween.
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Don't know what's worse, James Talarico begging me daily for $1 or the Cologuard thing my doctor's office signed me up for begging me daily to send them a box of poop.
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genuine william shakespeare level writing with this one
I still think of this vid on the daily I know everyone says "Ed, Edd n Eddy been canceled for years that's why I'm confused." but this is my favorite of his easily
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😂😂😂
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In 2024, I saw a redditor say they always put 1 potato in their candy bowl & tell kids they can have candy OR the potato. The kids fight over it & call them the Potato House. I didn't have any potatoes, but I had a big pickle. It was gone to the first group of trick-or-treaters.
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I decided to make this a tradition. I went to 3 different stores to get 25 big pickles. Year 3 as the Pickle House.
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I notice how my Halloween budget has shifted from full-size candy bars to big pickles.
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Crunchwrap supreme
Thinking about things like "notary public," "body politic," phrases where English puts the modifier after the noun like a Romance language. There must be some other examples
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I work with a bunch of blue collar Gen Z youngins and they do the same shit. We weren’t special. Stop boomer posting.
She summed it up so nicely
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team. "He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that." Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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Replying to @MikeIsaac
me and my friends would've killed Waddle with hammers, i can tell you that much
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My 8th grader just told me "The Jonas Brothers are collaborating with Steal an Egg" and I feel like that's a phrase nobody could have imagined existing
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It felt very "Fat Joe left Atlantic"
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I have had "Dear Davey Lane" to the tune of The Ballad of Chasey Lain by The Bloodhound Gang stuck in my head all day
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I'll take Pat McAfee that a University of Utah student calling him 'corny' made him honestly feel uncomfortable. I would politely ask him to consider how Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett felt when he used his show to amplify a false rumor about an 18-year-old's sex life.
Pat McAfee says he did not enjoy being at the University of Utah
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Jason retweeted
Pat McAfee thinking he’s important enough to get assassinated is much funnier than anytime he’s taken his shirt off
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