Jason retweeted
Hello I’ve committed voter fraud and I’d like to turn myself in.
I illegally voted for James Talarico dozens of time using fake identities.
My name is Brian Schottenheimer and I’m the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Please arrest me and force me to resign 🙏
Public execution is also an option.
Jason retweeted
Curry from WAYYY DOWNTOWN
📺 @NBCSAuthentic
Jason retweeted
So many Dak Prescott experts in our USA. We are truly a blessed society.
“If you can’t come on the road in this stadium and deliver tonight, then we gotta start having conversations about what your future looks like in Dallas.”
No excuses tonight according to @WWERollins on what Dak Prescott must do in Philadelphia 👀
Jason retweeted
Good bit by the warriors to make zero trades in the offseason then announce they’re open for business at the last minute before their season starts
Jason retweeted
Longest active streaks of allowing 20+ points:
1. Cowboys - 13 (franchise record)
2. Chargers - 6
3. Lions - 5
3. Commanders - 5
5. Saints - 4
5. Raiders - 4
Jason retweeted
Teams are now converting 50% of 3rd and 9+ attempts against the Cowboys this season.
League average is 21.8%
@1053thefan
Jason retweeted
Dallas Cowboys on 3rd down conversion rate in the 4th quarter this season:
Offense - 58.3% (1st)
Defense - 65.0% (Last)
Jason retweeted
🚨 WILD BUT TRUE:
The Dallas Cowboys' defense has allowed a HIGHER passer rating through 5 games than Aaron Rodgers had during his 2011 MVP season.
Rodgers' 122.5 passer rating is the HIGHEST ever recorded by an NFL MVP. 😳
Jason retweeted
We play against the best offense in the league every single week, no matter what offense we play against
Jason retweeted
Dak had his worst game in a while. He also had Dallas in position for a chance to tie it before Ferg’s dropped pass/INT.
But blaming Dak for the loss? Nah.
No QB can play hero-ball every week to overcome everyone else’s mistakes. You’ve just grown accustomed to him doing it.
Jason retweeted
I am so over this football team. Just an absolute layup of a game & the Cowboys go full Angel Reese.
Jason retweeted
average dak prescott interception
wide open receiver can't catch the football like he is paid to and instead tips it up into the air for open season
