@JasonKaleCraig

Independent Designer in Augusta, Georgia. Good at drawing, horrible at Twitter.

 Augusta
jasonthe29th.com
Joined September 2014
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Twenty years have passed since Disney and Pixar’s Cars introduced us to the true meaning of Ka-Chow, and now Sally Carrera and Lightning McQueen have been reunited @daytona International Speedway! They’re joined by the faster-than-fast, quicker-than-quick pairing of the Porsche Penske Motorsport 963 and Rexy – AO Racing’s 911 GT3 R as they prepare for the race this weekend. - #Porsche | #IMSA | #Daytona | #Raceborn
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I was NOT this old a week ago. #ThanksTrump
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JasonCraig retweeted
OKPANTS@okpants11 Sep 2024
“I have CONCEPTS of a plan”
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.@Hot_Wheels update! The Rexy & Roxy models are projected to hit stores next month, so look for them wherever Hot Wheels are sold! That's all the information we have at this time. If you want to be notified when they hit the market we can email you: bit.ly/3JmKTwd
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WE ARE GIVING AWAY A CYBERTRUCK ACTUALLY A CYBERBEAST REPOST TO ENTER FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. TERMS: stickermule.com/rules/cybert…
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🦖Rexy takes the win at @WeatherTechRcwy! This is our GT3 Rawr’s first win in the @IMSA! Great effort by all of our crew and drivers! Thank you to all the fans who cheered us on. That was an exciting one! RAWWWWR!
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Imagine tossing a quarter into a pay phone from across the street and all you can think to yell is, “lets go.” – at Augusta, GA
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John Hughes really set me up with some unrealistic expectations when it comes to house parties.
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My neighbors are so nosey. Every time I look in their windows they just stare right back at me. – at Augusta, GA
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Try not to attribute to malice what can be attributed to incompetence. Most folks aren’t out to get you, they just clueless.
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I’m starting to think all of these “shy” people just don’t like me. – at Augusta, GA
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AI is definately gonna put me out of my old job.
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Glasses with a coaster glued to the bottom. #sharktank #putitanywhere – at Augusta, GA
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A designer's true gift lies not just in their ability to recognize a small fraction of what they see as good, but in their capacity to tolerate an infinite amount of what they perceive as bad. – at Augusta, GA
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June 5th. youtu.be/g1XPFDkZwfg – at Augusta, GA

A Partial List

A partial list of my favorite things (as spoken by Dabney Coleman)

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I always knew I’d doin good one day but I had no idea I’d be doin two parmesans in the back of the fridge good. – at Augusta, GA
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Did you know it takes the average home schooled kid up to 12 years to work up the nerve to ask his mom to prom? – at Augusta, GA
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Orville Redenbacher is corny. – at Augusta, GA
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I thought this coffee was cruelty free. I’ve been waiting 15 minutes. – at Austin, TX
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Parents, your kids have zero chance of finding One Eyed Willie’s treasure and paying off your house if you hover over them 24/7. Think about it. – at Augusta, GA
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