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author of Living in Sin, Cancer is Funny, I Like Big Buts, et al— blogs at https://teapaw.org/t.co/9zvHATtmaQ — hosts Crackers & Grape Juice podcast — UMC pastor

Washington, DC
Joined April 2012
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“Grace is always ‘despite’ and not ‘because of’ the human condition. God’s gracious action is never ‘consequently’ but always ‘nevertheless.’ It is life from the dead and the justification of the ungodly not the reward of the righteous.” — Karl Barth
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“You don’t have to have a robust online presence in order to be faithful to the gospel.” -Phillip Cary (Good News for Anxious Christians, 203)
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I realized I don’t have any photos of Dick Rutledge because he took them all. Preachers tend to know Fleming better, but I’m grateful to have spent time with Dick—in his home, at his table, and with his church. A fellow UVA alum, he was a powerful evangelist. Christ is risen!
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If you're Never Trump, don't let justified anxieties about Trump's abuses of power deafen you to pleas for help from the oppressed people of Iran - or memories of Iran's past (and intended future) aggressions against the United States and US allies.
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I sometimes wish the Democratic Party in Congress consisted of any 260 people in the Minneapolis telephone directory rather than the 260 dignitaries now representing us.
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All of this cosplay “I’m just a reasonable guy” routine is a way for you to desperately avoid what we all saw on video: a disarmed man was shot in the back 10 times after a masked fed pushed a women over for no reason and the nurse tried to help her up. They murdered him for it.
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Nobody ever gives Trump credit for all the comedians he has not arrested.
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Look, I think Trump's position on Ukraine is immoral, unwise, and dishonorable. But people can disagree. But I do have a question: If Trump's position on Ukraine aid is so solid, why does he feel the need to lie about how we gave them $350 billion. Before you defend the lie, note that he's never provided any evidence to support the lie. And if there was evidence, he'd obviously provide it. So if you think it's true, provide some evidence or concede that it's a lie -- which it obviously is. And, so, if it's a lie, ask yourself why he needs to lie to support his position? Maybe it's because his argument is weak or, even more likely, his argument is being made in bad faith entirely.
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I’m unclear why any Democrat in leadership can articulate this in English.
French senator perfectly describes the Trump situation.
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French senator perfectly describes the Trump situation.
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Plus RFK Jr. at HHS, Patel and Bongino at FBI, Gabbard at DNI, turning half the government over to Elon Musk, attempting to put Gaetz in at DoJ... Trump is better understood by his critics than by many of his supporters. His haters realize he means it.
People who said in October that Trump would blame Ukraine for not surrendering, that his tariffs would do massive economic damage, that he'd ensure none of his cronies were prosecuted while they ran steadily more absurd crypto scams, were told they had Trump Derangement Syndrome.
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Look at these guys brag about bullying an ally under fire. Pathetic. Weak. Shameful.
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Twitter is so cooked. A social network with an algo wired to brainwash otherwise smart people into sipping for a Russian dictator? God, I'm complicit just by being here in this historic crime. Both the right and the left stupidly take NatSec for granted, don't understand the Arsenal of Democracy or how it made us one of the richest countries on earth. Is there anywhere for people who want America to lead the world to go in 2025? Or just dumbfucks on the right and the left?
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This isn't about Zelenskyy, a patriot and hero. This is about an American administration penetrated and compromised by America's enemies.
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Rarely has so much ignorance and ahistorical BS been crammed into a single tweet. I know you and @realDonaldTrump are busy surrendering to a KGB butcher, abandoning the cause of freedom, and destroying the security of America and her allies, but you would do well, @JDVance, to spend some time actually studying history. Start here with Ronald Reagan: “Perhaps you and I have lived too long with this miracle to properly be appreciative. Freedom is a fragile thing and it's never more than one generation away from extinction. It is not ours by way of inheritance; it must be fought for and defended constantly by each generation, for it comes only once to a people.  And those in world history who have known freedom and then lost it have never known it again.”
This is moralistic garbage, which is unfortunately the rhetorical currency of the globalists because they have nothing else to say. For three years, President Trump and I have made two simple arguments: first, the war wouldn't have started if President Trump was in office; second, that neither Europe, nor the Biden administration, nor the Ukrainians had any pathway to victory. This was true three years ago, it was true two years ago, it was true last year, and it is true today. And for three years, the concerns of people who were obviously right were ignored. What is Niall's actual plan for Ukraine? Another aid package? Is he aware of the reality on the ground, of the numerical advantage of the Russians, of the depleted stock of the Europeans or their even more depleted industrial base? Instead, he quotes from a book about George HW Bush from a different historical period and a different conflict. That's another currency of these people: reliance on irrelevant history. President Trump is dealing with reality, which means dealing with facts. And here are some facts: Number one, while our Western European allies' security has benefitted greatly from the generosity of the United States, they pursue domestic policies (on migration and censorship) that offend the sensibilities of most Americans and defense policies that assume continued over-reliance. Number two, Russians have a massive numerical advantage in manpower and weapons in Ukraine, and that advantage will persist regardless of further Western aid packages. Again, the aid is *currently* flowing. Number three, the United States retains substantial leverage over both parties to the conflict. Number four, ending the conflict requires talking to the people involved in starting it and maintaining it. Number five, the conflict has placed--and continues to place--stress on tools of American statecraft, from military stockpiles to sanctions (and so much else). We believe the continued conflict is bad for Russia, bad for Ukraine, and bad for Europe. But most importantly, it is bad for the United States. Given the above facts, we must pursue peace, and we must pursue it now. President Trump ran on this, he won on this, and he is right about this. It is lazy, ahistorical nonsense to attack as "appeasement" every acknowledgment that America's interest must account for the realities of the conflict. That interest--not moralisms or historical illiteracy--will guide President Trump's policy in the weeks to come. And thank God for that.
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I’m sorry that this needs to be said… I don’t care if you save the world, make billions, and are the smartest person on the planet. If you have children with multiple people, do not have the time to raise them, and be a full part of their life, you are a piece of shit. Period. No further explanation needed.
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This reads better in the original German.
He who saves his Country does not violate any Law.
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People are comparing Trump picking Tulsi Gabbard and Matt Gaetz to Caligula wanting to make his horse a consul, but that's a bit unfair. After all, Caligula's horse was not an actual supporter of the Parthian Empire.
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until the day i die i will never understand how this wasn’t the end of it
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"They’re voting for a truly terrible human, and they know it. They know that he’ll treat their support as a mandate to behave even more terribly as president. They just don’t care." | @allahpundit: thedispatch.com/newsletter/b…
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