@JasonThomas01

Blocking fake accounts like a champ. Husband. Father. Overthinker. College sports guy. Parrot Head.

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Joined April 2014
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They’re Sending the Old Man Home. Hardly a day has passed since 1985 that I haven’t listened to Jimmy. My only tattoo is a parrot. I was looking forward to “A Pirate Looks at 80.” He lived like the rest of us dreamed, and inspired our imaginations. Forever grateful.
Jimmy Buffett@jimmybuffett2 Sep 2023
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All prescription drug ads say “Don’t take this if you’re allergic to it.” How do you know you’re allergic to it unless you take it?
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New level of ineptitude unlocked. This record will live for decades.
Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 20
NFC East made history, going two straight weeks without a win.
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Coastal Carolina’s uniforms are an exact match for the 5-year old birthday party invitations we mailed out in 2005.
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Strong jalapeño harvest coming in late this year. Plants are still loaded. At least one will be as hot as a bell pepper but most have been scorchers.
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Patrick Ewing didn’t know it yet but this was basically what the rest of his career was going to look like …
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Glad to see the fellas bonded.
Sovey
@SoveyXSep 25
What really happened after the State Dinner. The lost Xi camera roll has been found.
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Orta be good.
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The run on Gatorade has begun.
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Dick Vitale
@DickieVJul 8
Absolutely makes “No Sense “ that @Caitlinclark22 is targeted in such a negative manner by many of her peers . She should be treated like ROYALTY for what she has done for the @WNBA ! #@ESPNPR nypost.com/2026/07/07/opinio…

Women's basketball is out to destroy superstar Caitlin Clark — and itself, too

Caitlin Clark is a generational talent in women's professional basketball — but the WNBA has treated the Indiana Fever star like a virus that the league’s antibodies seek to reject. 

nypost.com
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NotKennyRogers
@NotKennyRogersJul 7
Not so fast, Belgium. The city of Los Angeles still has another 29 days to count all the goals from tonight's match.
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Little heart-shaped grape tomato for the holiday.
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Rob@_ROB_29Jul 3
Found the OutKast of the group
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Fox News
@FoxNewsJun 18
President Trump awards the Medal of Honor to retired Marine Maj. James Capers Jr. for extraordinary heroism during a four-day reconnaissance mission in Vietnam. Despite suffering multiple severe wounds and massive blood loss after his team was ambushed, Capers continued leading his men, directing fire, and guiding the patrol to an extraction site. He refused evacuation until every member of his team was safely aboard the helicopter.
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Not at all controversial.
Ryan Glasspiegel
@sportsrapportJun 13
My most controversial middle aged sportswriter take: Bob Seger has better songs than Bruce Springsteen
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Erick Erickson
@EWEricksonJun 6
One of the greatest speeches of the late 20th century, given on the 40th anniversary of one of the most spectacular days in human history.
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ABC News
@ABCMay 31
A bear was caught red-handed breaking into a parked U-Haul van in North Carolina and making off with a bag in its mouth. abcnews.link/zmmw9vT
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One of my favorite home run hitters! Tough stretch for the Braves.
Atlanta Braves
@BravesMay 26
Bob Horner: 1957 - 2026

ALT Bob Horner: 1957 - 2026

Bob Horner built a career out of being first. He was the first overall pick in the 1978 draft after an illustrious collegiate career. He was the first Braves draftee to skip the minor leagues entirely and debut directly in the majors. And he was the first Atlanta player to ever hit four home runs in a single game when he did so against the Montreal Expos in 1986. The National League Rookie of the Year in 1978 and an NL All-Star in 1982, Horner teamed with Dale Murphy to form one of the most feared power duos in the game for nearly a decade. The Atlanta Braves extend sincere sympathies to his wife, Chris, two sons, Tyler and Trent, and his numerous friends and fans across the game.

ALT Bob Horner built a career out of being first. He was the first overall pick in the 1978 draft after an illustrious collegiate career. He was the first Braves draftee to skip the minor leagues entirely and debut directly in the majors. And he was the first Atlanta player to ever hit four home runs in a single game when he did so against the Montreal Expos in 1986. The National League Rookie of the Year in 1978 and an NL All-Star in 1982, Horner teamed with Dale Murphy to form one of the most feared power duos in the game for nearly a decade. The Atlanta Braves extend sincere sympathies to his wife, Chris, two sons, Tyler and Trent, and his numerous friends and fans across the game.

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U.S. Central Command
@CENTCOMMay 7

CENTCOM Protects U.S. Warships Transiting Strait of Hormuz

Article · @CENTCOM
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My 86-year old mother is the one who drinks this.
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