@ESPN. Former broomball quarterfinalist captain. @ND_JED ‘24 by the grace of God, @BackerLounge1 forever by the grace of Melissa Cook Stadium

Alumnus, Fisher Hall
Joined May 2018
FBS college football returns today in Ireland. To celebrate, I naturally spent the past two months emailing archives departments to reconstruct one of the sport’s most recondite international tales: Mizzou’s unsanctioned trip to Mexico in 1896. For @ESPN:espn.com/college-football/st…
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jim harbaugh this, john harbaugh that when do we talk about Jay Harbaugh’s elite special teams the last two years?
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As Starry Night was to van Gogh and David was to Michelangelo, 2026 Iowa-Minnesota is now to the spiritual perpetuity of the Big Ten West
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A meeting of the (sicko) minds. Loud discourse on the state of NCAA Olympic sports was provided as halftime entertainment to the 12 people surrounding us in section 240
Replying to @JayJayPost
I’m literally in this picture
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The haters don’t want me solo ripping UConn-UMass in the final row of a chilly stadium on a Friday night
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I drove but this is a 15/10 concessions option on a night like this
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Shrewsberry also reportedly cited Gates when referencing me and @Andrew___Cherry’s method of transportation to the Miami football game next month
When discussing what it would take to turn Notre Dame men's basketball around, Micah Shrewsberry referenced a quote from Missouri's Dennis Gates. "Coach Gates at Missouri said a couple years ago when they didn't win [an SEC] game, sometimes you have to be a participant in your own rescue. And we got some people that are participants in the rescue." cc @MizzouToday
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I am Sisyphus, FactMap.World is my boulder, and descending that slope down from the 75th percentile range is my daily personal hill. It may never happen consistently. But I'll be damned if I won't keep trying.
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Still got a median amount of juice on MapTap at least
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I am probably one of a very few amount of people who can say their Eagle Scout ceremony was ruined by an MLS cup playoffs first round game. We'll always have that Josh Sims opener.
Thank you @ACMomento for reminding me of the worst game of my life🥲 #RBNY
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Elite. First. Line. Center. (Well, perhaps not in the NHL level. Yet.)
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The 2026-27 Metro Conference Season Preview with 33,805 words and 91 pages of Metro Content is here - Previews of every team (exclusive HC) - Preseason All-Metro + Power Rankings - Nevada Smith + Jeremiah Anderson features - Available now on @mid_madness midmajormadness.com/metro-at…
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7:30 Mass tomorrow who’s gonna be boots on the ground we’re gonna have to turn the vibes around somehow
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I never want to see a double safety blitz in the fourth quarter again for the rest of my life
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YoutubeTV should offer a feature where you can see how many people are utilizing the exact same multiscreen setup as you. Do we think anyone else in the world right now is ripping Coastal Carolina-App State and Texas Tech-BYU in wsoc side-by-side right now? Surely I'm not alone.
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Mattyn Summers-Oviatt scores to put BYU up two and South Field is LOUD. Remains easily one of the best big game atmospheres in college soccer.
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Florida State is going to be the most terrifying three (?) seed in NCAA tournament history
Florida State scores late in each half to deliver a hammer blow to Wake Forest's ACC title hopes in a 2-0 Noles win.
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Folks, if you are going to be in Rock Hill South Carolina for the 3am game… OR Sioux Falls South Dakota for the 8pm game, let me know… because I will be attempting to cover both in the same day. And I would love to talk to any of my fellow sickos who will be there.
It is my sworn promise to all seven of you who follow this account for intrepid sicko journalism that I will be doing everything in my power to get permission to write a story from a Grambling vs Northern Illinois game at 3am on a Monday
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Tuesday night college football rocks, what an ending in Jax State / FIU
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Are we sure Stanford Hall’s dorm football team couldn’t give Stanford University a game? No doubt they’d be in a Leave No Doubt mood after this week’s news
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The @FFFIHockey text line is on a heater today
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