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Governor of Illinois (PARODY)

@JbParady
Joined July 2023
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@JoeBiden The plan got leaked, sir.
Shadow of Ezra (@ShadowofEzra) profile pictureShadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra31 Aug 2023
Alexa says there will be no 2024 election, because the War Powers Act of 1973 will be invoked.
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Free dude.
CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) profile pictureCWBChicago
@CWBChicago4 Sep 2023
A 13-year-old Kia Boy is charged with speeding away from cops in a stolen car used by armed men who robbed 3 women at gunpoint in Lakeview last night. cwbchicago.com/2023/09/13-ye…
13-year-old Kia Boy charged after 3 women are robbed at gunpoint in Lakeview - CWB Chicago

13-year-old Kia Boy charged after 3 women are robbed at gunpoint in Lakeview - CWB Chicago

A 13-year-old "Kia Boy" faces felony charges after three women were robbed while walking near Lake Shore Drive in Lakeview on Saturday evening, Chicago police say.

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Cool. We need those in Illinois.
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He did the only thing he knew how to do. He's just trying to survive.
CWBChicago (@CWBChicago) profile pictureCWBChicago
@CWBChicago2 Sep 2023
Tyquaries Young is charged with carjacking a woman on the West Side yesterday, just 49 days after he was paroled for two carjackings and robbery. cwbchicago.com/2023/09/man-c…
Man carjacked woman just 49 days after being paroled for two carjackings: Chicago police - CWB...

Man carjacked woman just 49 days after being paroled for two carjackings: Chicago police - CWB...

A Chicago man is accused of carjacking a woman just 49 days after he was paroled for two other carjackings and an armed robbery.

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A Small army. Just what we need.
Alice Yin (@byaliceyin) profile pictureAlice Yin@byaliceyin1 Sep 2023
There are now 1,994 migrants inside Chicago police stations and O’Hare Airport as of this morning. More than 13,500 new arrivals since the first bus from Texas a year ago.
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Forbes
@Forbes1 Sep 2023
John Hope Bryant, CEO of Operation HOPE, says the nonprofit, partnering with Shopify, is on target with its ambitious goal. trib.al/EmtnbmQ by @JabariJYoung via @ForbesBLK
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The guy who mandated the most dangerous vaccine to date in America wants us to believe he's tough on big pharma.
Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) profile pictureJoe Biden
@JoeBiden1 Sep 2023
There is no reason why Americans should be forced to pay more than any developed nation for life-saving prescriptions. Big Pharma has filed eight lawsuits and spent nearly $400 million last year to try to stop our progress. I am not backing down.
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John Pope@JohnAwakePope23 Aug 2023
They didn’t sound the alarm because it would have extinguished the fire. They knew fire 🔥 could be put out by sound 🔊 #Hawaii #Maui #mauihawaii #mauicounty #MauiFires #MauiFire #truth #sound #frequency #fire #fires #wildfires #wildfire #TruthMatters #dew #DirectedEnergyWeapons #military #government #usa #unitedstates #wakeup
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Three words come to mind when it comes to the economy: you're killing it. Thank you, sir.
President Biden Archived (@POTUS46Archive) profile picturePresident Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive1 Sep 2023
Just this morning, we learned that the economy created 187,000 jobs last month. All told, we’ve added 13.5 million jobs to the American economy since I took office.
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Forbes
@Forbes1 Sep 2023
Neurosurgeons in Australia this week reported pulling a live, three-inch worm from a woman’s brain, a shocking, world-first discovery that adds another threat to the catalog of dangerous worms and parasites that already target billions of people around the world.
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Pelham (@Resist_05) profile picture
Pelham
@Resist_051 Sep 2023
Malaria hasn’t been seen in the US since 2003… Bill gates starts genetically engineering mosquitoes and all of a sudden malaria outbreak occurs in Florida… right where the mosquitoes were released…🚨🚨🚨
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Hit it with a directed energy weapon, blame it on climate change, buy up the cheap land, launch a relief fund campaign, and be the face of the rebuild to a smart city. I love it when a plan comes together.
Forbes (@Forbes) profile pictureForbes
@Forbes31 Aug 2023
Billionaire Oprah Winfrey, Actor Dwayne Johnson Launch $10 Million Maui Relief Fund trib.al/cL1L5Os
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Jam two of these a day up into your brain for a few years. Trust me it's for your health Illinois.
James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) profile pictureJames Woods
@RealJamesWoods31 Aug 2023
“Sterile” PCR tests.
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You get what you vote for unless you vote red and we steal your vote.
End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) profile pictureEnd Wokeness
@EndWokeness31 Aug 2023
“Take them some place else or send them back to Venezuela!” Hyde Park, Chicago (95% Biden in 2020) reacts to a new shelter for illegals:
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End Wokeness
@EndWokeness31 Aug 2023
“Take them some place else or send them back to Venezuela!” Hyde Park, Chicago (95% Biden in 2020) reacts to a new shelter for illegals:
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Illinois is your new home. Run away kids, come home.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok31 Aug 2023
LGBTQ activist tells his audience which includes kids, that they can run away from home if their parents aren’t “affirming” of their pronouns and gender identity
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Gunther Eagleman™
@GuntherEagleman31 Aug 2023
We will not comply.
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Talk to the demographic we've targeted with mass shooting propaganda and indoctrinated to hate their rights, the Constitution, and America. They'll agree.
Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) profile pictureRep. Eric Swalwell
@RepSwalwell31 Aug 2023
MAGA creeps think they’re owning me by panning my idea to ban assault weapons. Save this tweet. It’s happening. Go talk to a parent of small kids or anyone born after 1990. They’re tired of living this way.
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Corrupt government is not the biggest threat; rather, it is public ignorance of corrupt government. Mass awareness makes this problem go away. Consolidate and share the message. It's literally the least you can do with the greatest impact.
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5 views and only one share. I think the message went over a few heads.
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Access life-sustaining resources without feeling ashamed.
Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) profile pictureLibs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok31 Aug 2023
According to AOC, people who loot are just taking bread so their families don’t go hungry. Here a group of people steal power tools from Home Depot to feed their families with.
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