Music geek. The only real libertarian. I sell car parts to the American working man because that’s what I am, and that’s who I care about.
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I remember when I first became a store manager and I was really excited to be invited to my first regional sales meeting. I’m now halfway through my 5th one, and I would do almost anything, including committing several felonies to never have to do this again.
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Every time I think that I’ve had enough of this place, I come across a joke like this, and realize that I have to stay.
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Today, after 31 years, we are saddened to announce that Salon is ceasing publication. It has been an extraordinary privilege. salon.com/2026/11/05/goodbye…
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Do you think that the general public will ever realize this, or are we doomed to watch everything always get worse regardless of which party is in charge?
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I’m in a car with my wife. I let her drive because I don’t want to deal with Pittsburgh rush hour traffic. She has been talking for 30 minutes straight, barely stopping to take a breath.
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At first, I was like, “Who in the Hell is John A MacDonald?!!” Then I realized that he’s Canadian, so it really doesn’t matter who he is.
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I’m 48 years old. With the line exception of Bush/Gore, I knew the results of national elections the same day until around 2016. Why are we having a harder time counting votes now? Surely no one is trying to steal anything? Exhibit #69,420 proving that your vote doesn’t matter.
Control of the House and Senate may not be immediately clear on election night, and some of the 2026 midterm election calls will take longer than others. But that's not unusual or an indication of fraud, as some candidates may claim. cbsn.ws/3WpfJP1
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GM, frens. This is a rough morning. My kid is too old for Trick Or Treat now. He’s 16. There was no Dad Tax last night. I am severely lacking in candy this morning. It’s a tragedy
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I think that one of the best parts of being married is that even when she steals all of your hoodies, at least you know that they’re still in your house somewhere.
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Fun fact, if you’re on Blue Ball Road, in PA, you got close to Intercourse, but didn’t quite make it. But have no fear, Bird In Hand is right down the road.
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RIP Captain Picard
O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
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O Captain! my Captain! our fearful trip is done,
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won,
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring;
But O heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
O Captain! my Captain! rise up and hear the bells;
Rise up—for you the flag is flung—for you the bugle trills,
For you bouquets and ribbon’d wreaths—for you the shores a-crowding,
For you they call, the swaying mass, their eager faces turning;
Here Captain! dear father!
This arm beneath your head!
It is some dream that on the deck,
You’ve fallen cold and dead.
My Captain does not answer, his lips are pale and still,
My father does not feel my arm, he has no pulse nor will,
The ship is anchor’d safe and sound, its voyage closed and done,
From fearful trip the victor ship comes in with object won;
Exult O shores, and ring O bells!
But I with mournful tread,
Walk the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
This one stings. This one stings bad. I remember watching the first episode of TNG with my older brother. I was hooked immediately. I also remember staying on the phone with one of my best friends the whole way through the final episode. That show was a big part of my teenage years. May he rest in peace.
Patrick Stewart has died at 86 💔🕊️tmz.com/2026/10/29/patrick-s…
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Once again. Sometimes there’s a man, I won’t say a hero, because what’s a hero, but sometimes, there’s a man……..
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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