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6’3” | alcoholic | UT ‘84 | ball knower | breasts enthusiast | lib hater | MAGA | finance | 5x AWL

Joined August 2024
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Doordashed some food from a place that’s .3 miles from me
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Thanks @Venmo. I can buy 1/6 of a beer
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Woke up hungover after 4 beers #LosingMyFastball
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Shout out FIFA. I think we can all agree FIFA is a great organization that always does the right thing and in no way is this about it directly benefiting USMNT
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Someone want to add her and see if she’s not or not. Lmk
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In places (Denver) you couldn’t dream of (United Club)
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6/10 girls on Hinge act like it’s their god given right to go on boats for free
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There’s a 1% chance I have sex tonight #ShootersShoot
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Here’s what I got, added some. Lot to go
Updated version of my sporting events bucket list
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Holy fuck that body of yours
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when mrs. mixed signals decides to fw me today
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MDW Stats: - 47 drinks (for Trump) - 0.4 mile run (hungover) - 1 LinkedIn request to ex-wife - 18 “she bad” - 3 girls talked to - 1 girl brought home - 1 girl then kicked out because it wasn’t my house I brought her back to
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Talking stage sent me this last night (I’m on vacation) then proceeds to not talk to me the remainder of the day #cool
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Starting shit. I don’t actually have an issue here #Lane
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