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📍TLH, FL🌞 / PPP Loan Processor

🎉🌊Florida🌴✨
Joined July 2017
Did we ever get an update about the time that girl went for a bbl and tummy tuck and they stole her kidney? My brain wont let this one go today😭
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Need a high paying job and the housing market to crash rn.
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Yall need to stop with the Instagram essays. I read the first part and try to care but when i click see more and it’s a dissertation I’m immediately scrolling.
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I wish Disney would just go ahead and buy Netflix. Managing all these subscriptions is draining😵‍💫
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yall woulda thought it was a owl in dat ho
atlanta so ghetto omg why we at this restaurant and somebody jus air dropped everybody this 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I hope the city of Tallahassee and the elected officials see how ridiculous canopy roads in a hurricane state looks now. Once power is 100% restored they need to cut all the rest of the trees from by the lines or at least cut them lower than the lines.
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I just saw someone post on they ig story a free him campaign. Yall…why i go look at the booking report and he in there for 1st degree murder among other charges?!?
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Can we bring the crates back for 1 more summer plz. I didn’t get to participate last year😅
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Blac Chyna got all yall fooled over there acting like she broke. Miss “catch me outside” just showed us how much she made from Only Fans alone. If Chyna is the number 1 spot and highest paid creator on the platform how is she anywhere near broke? Somebody aint doin the math right
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I mean just look at the numbers…
The way that i need to be on the beach in Puerto Rico right about now.
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HER FIRST?!?
.@AriLennox's credit on @IAMSUMMERWALKER's "Unloyal" earns the singer her first career entry on the #Hot100.
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What label is she signed to? What is the budget? Ari is HOT in these R&B streets. Quit playing with her!
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Yall why the dentist wanna charge me $300 to file my teeth plus $150 to bleach them? To the Dominican Republic i go🌚
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Dear Beyoncé, Now that everybody is distracted and the merch talk has died down...you can send me my ivy park box now. Don’t be shy I’ll wear it all.
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Yall talked all this shit about the olympics but at the end of the day can’t none of yall see me in Wii Sports.
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If me and you have ever fell out or had an issue that we’ve never came back from just know…it was you. You were the problem.
I must say, Grand Piano is such a beautiful ballad. I’ve never heard a rapper come close to writing and recording something so vulnerable and emotional and singing the whole thing. The closest that comes to mind is Marvins Room but even then he still raps on half of it.
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If the speed limit 45 I prefer 60 because it keeps traffic flowing. There’s no need to cause congestion because of a sign.
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They just need to shut canvas down for a week when the semester end. I don’t wanna see no type of notification period. Any message they send is to go straight to hell.
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