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Joined June 2020
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Oh hello there Twitter timeline you surprise me positively as of a sudden👀
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Oh hello there Twitter timeline you surprise me positively as of a sudden👀
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Worrying that you can be considered the world leading expert about a topic after 6 months of fortune cookie tweets. (1 sentence, am I doing this right?)
If you want to get rich on X, it isn't going to be through creator revenue or meme coins. Instead, think about one subject matter that you know more about than anyone else in the world. It can be anything: plumbing, menswear, Indian food, furniture, social apps, whatever. Post one unexpected insight you picked from your experience in that area. Keep it under 5 sentences. Do this every day for 6 months. If you stick to it, we will promote your account to others. By the end, you will be recognized as the world's leading expert in that subject area and you can charge whatever you want for endorsements, your time, or whatever. And no one will be able to take that way from you.
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Literally sucking the soul out of the image iteration by iteration
GPT-image feedback loop, asking the machine to replicate the image without changing anything;
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I just had a 2 hr nap. At 6 PM. Time for blue water bottles, bananas and ice cubes.
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Of course. The owl faked its dead. What an incredibly weak - and given the many jokes and merch around it - insensitive campaign.
Am I the only one who doesn't like the "Duolingo is dead" campaign? It just feels like a semi-improved version of Mr. Peanuts campaign a couple of years ago, with more chaos. Yes, it drives much engagement, but I only really see brands talk to other brands.
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Am I the only one who doesn't like the "Duolingo is dead" campaign? It just feels like a semi-improved version of Mr. Peanuts campaign a couple of years ago, with more chaos. Yes, it drives much engagement, but I only really see brands talk to other brands.
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A Christmas party we needed to pay for, including cold pizza and mush fries as our only food, unlimited beer and colleagues who took that offer with both hands. I left the party after 2 hours.
What’s the worst holiday bonus/gift you’ve gotten from an employer?
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C-suite level requirements for an internship wage.
We are very grateful to the thousands of Americans who have expressed interest in helping us at DOGE. We don’t need more part-time idea generators. We need super high-IQ small-government revolutionaries willing to work 80+ hours per week on unglamorous cost-cutting. If that’s you, DM this account with your CV. Elon & Vivek will review the top 1% of applicants.
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My Reels algorithm literally consists of food recipes and golden retriever videos and I live for it.
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The FOMO I get from missing INBOUND each year🥺 I wanna see all those Marketing Twitter friends IRL once!
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The most rewarding thing about having a Master's Degree is waking up from stressful dreams about writing your Thesis, and realizing it was all just a dream and you already have a Degree.
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Woohoo I reached 2K followers! *checks followers* 90% of the last 20 followers are bots. What has this place become?
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Throwback to the time Elon Musk pledged to defeat spam bots or die trying. It seems like he's gonna die trying.
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You don't lead by your title, but by what you say and do. If you constantly bring in new ideas, talk with others, and motivate those around you, you can have a high impact on the company culture.
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My colleagues jokingly call me "The Linkedin Guy", but... - The company finally sees value in LinkedIn - They're posting more frequently - They introduced a push plan - Someone asked me to check his draft. He already wrote his first post Proud me🥹
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One year ago, my boss called me an egoist for leaving a toxic workplace. One year later, this egoist is loving life in Germany❤️
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Scottish, English, Danish, Slovaks, Belgians, and Frankfurt residents from all nations representing their team in Frankfurt. I simply love the warm atmosphere. The Euros should never end.
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Thanks to Twitter I found out about this book, yesterday. This is the most "A yep — that's me"-book I've read so far.
In-flight reading. First page already took me out: “Subscribing to prepackaged notions of balance and generic wellness when they don't fit who you are isn't being healthy, it's being obedient.”
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Update: I recommend this book to everyone — it's really helps you understand yourself better. I changed from "I need this to be perfect because my worth depends on it" to "I'm doing good and let's make this project perfect because I like challenges."
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