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🇰🇪 Normalized pushing to production on Friday. Console.log()is a bliss to humanity. JAZZ enthusiast. YNWA.

Nairobi Kenya
Joined August 2020
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This guy narrates how you wanted 500k From them to offer a TSC job. He wouldn’t afford and succumbed to depression. 12 years of waiting to be employed
Tandika katiba upitie juu....
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i’ve said it a bajillion times but lewis and max are probably the best two drivers to have on the podium with you if you’re getting your first anything bc they will genuinely celebrate it with you
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WHAT. A. MOMENT! 🥹🙌 #F1 #MexicoGP
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When i win in life, i won’t say anything. I will just post this
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Szoboszlai for Nyoni should never be repeated again. If he’s coming on, has to be as the 10.
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Kidney failure is no joke ,how i looked before i got admitted i literrary lost 20kgs😭😭😭 Please msikose kukam tiktok 7pm i will share the link any amount will make a difference,50,100,1000,10k according to someone's capability. For those who can't manage; Mpesa:0795526072(Mary Githinji) Mchanga:mchanga.africa/fundraiser/14…
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不懂就问,这样买房的意义是什么?
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This type of home aesthetics is what makes the house so fine❤️
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We arw not activists we are regular kenyans, kiiiiiiino
🚨🇰🇪 | Activists are calling on Bayern and Ajax to boycott the match in Nairobi on January 5, 2027.
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Andoni Iraola putting Nyoni in the starting 11 is not just a good decision, but it’s also seismic given how massive this game is.
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The fact that Iraola trusts Nyoni enough to give him his full Premier League debut against Arsenal and is rewarding top performances is exactly why I wanted him. That trust in youth is huge.
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The Solemnity of All Saints, which we celebrate today, invites us to share in the joy of that countless family of men and women who, following the Lord Jesus, have made their lives a gift to God and to their neighbors.
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Kalonzo is like that chick who in a house party at 8pm declare she doesn't do weed. At 2am you find her stoned, kissing everyone.
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Kenyans are supporting the payment of 723M to Bayern and Ajax and not this schools.
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One thing I like about Sifuna's rallies during his Kwale tour is that he starts by recognizing local aspirants, giving them the mic, and then moving up the ladder. I find that refreshing. Linda Mwananchi should keep that format. Why? It inspires the local political machinery.
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This is an @edwinsifuna appreciation tweet! Hatutasahau!!!!!!
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Tomorrow, I believe we will witness the beginning of a new era if Iraola starts a certain player, who I think he will.
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Na vijana kuna hii tabia mmeanza ya kuweka icecubes kwa KC pineapple! Itabidi mme ji restrain. #LindaKwale
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If this pops up on your TL, please RT!!!!
SHE IS SICK AND NEED AN HEART SURGERY TO LIVE . AFTER 11 OF BATTLING WITH THE SYMPTOMS AND FALSE DIAGNOSTICS, ABIGAIL (26) DISCOVERED THAT A VALVE AROUND HER HEART NEEDS SURGERY TO FUNCTION WELL AND THIS WILL COST HER 20 MILLION NAIRA .
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My pockets are empty but my heart is full 😭🤍 My small business finally has a shop in Nairobi cbd!!! This has been a dream for such a long time now!!! I’m extremely proud of myself!!! 🥳
I can’t believe I have actualized my biggest goal of 2026 😭 I’m so grateful!! 🥹
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