Book Nerd. Substance Use Counselor. Lifelong Learner. Class Clown, 1992.
Wisconsin
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You know what’s funny about the “teaching history makes white kids feel bad” argument?
It assumes white children should only identify with the slaveholders of history & not the white abolitionists
Reveals a lot about those arguing it 💀
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This is a strangler fig tree, Inside this tree is a hollow space where a different tree stood
The strangler fig's seeds have made their way into the canopy of a host tree and germinated. As the fig's roots grow, they cascade down the trunk,
Once they are in the ground it competes for nutrients and water with the host. Then It gradually tightens its grip around the host tree
This process hinders the flow of water and nutrients, causing the host tree to weaken and eventually die. Over time, the strangler fig takes over completely, once the process is complete, the original tree decomposes, a hollow centre is all that remains to mark its existence
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Here is a fun fact: Marjorie Taylor Green violated the District of Columbia Revenge Porn ordinance today when she shared Hunter Biden’s nude pics in the House of Representatives. She must be investigated immediately.
Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader retweeted
Still thinking about how Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump made up to $640 billion while working in the White House.
They said they wouldn't take government salaries to refute nepotism concerns, but were able to make off like bandits in outside income. citizensforethics.org/report…
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reading books is no longer enough, I need a Jack Russell Terrier in waistcoat and knee-breeches to act them out
ALT three pictures of Wishbone in costume
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BREAKING: I'm signing the 2023-25 biennial budget, with substantial improvements provided by my vetoes, making historic investments in communities, expanding affordable housing statewide, and addressing PFAS contamination. 🧵
ALT My allegiance has been and always will be to the people of this state—Wisconsinites to whom i have pledged to always try to do the right thing and to make difficult decisions when it matters most. That pledge and my obligation as governor are why i am enacting this budget with substantial improvements today.
Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader retweeted
my mom is always like “when I was your age I had two difficult teenagers and a husband who was never home and worked full-time and was in night school and I NEVER complained!”and I’m just like wow ok maybe you like.…..should have?!?!?
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Me: *buys a bra*
The internet: you like BRAS? perhaps you like ONLY BRAS?? Do you need 10,000 BRAS? Do you need to see a new bra every .5 SECONDS?? HERE ARE ALL THE BRAS FOREVER!! YOU WILL NEVER SEE YOUR FAMILY’S POSTS AGAIN ONLY BRAS!
Jen-X-hausted ✨ The Relentless Reader retweeted
This One Weird Productivity Tip That You Won’t Believe!!
1. Make a list of everything you need to do
2. Organize the list by priority and color code it
3. Lie down beneath the whispering boughs of the oldest tree in the forest and let the Green reclaim your pointless bones
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I honestly cannot believe you’re doing this shit again. You’ve learned NOTHING. Don’t give the guy who’s twice impeached, tried to overthrow the government and is currently on trial for rape a fucking town hall.
I hope every audience question is about his rape trial
Donald Trump will participate in a CNN presidential town hall next week in New Hampshire. cnn.it/3LMEDk1
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We live in a special part of the world where you put mayonnaise on vegetables and call it a salad
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The best thing about my Twitter timeline now is seeing tweets I don’t want to see from accounts I don’t follow about things I don’t care about
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Our hearts are heavy for the Chetek and Cameron police officers who lost their lives in the line of duty yesterday. Kathy and I are praying for the officers' families, colleagues, and the Barron County community mourning this tragic loss.
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The former WI governor, Scott Walker (R), blames "liberal indoctrination" of students for the GOP's loss in Wisconsin (as opposed to, um, Republicans' assault on abortion rights).
But don't worry. Walker is leading a new effort at Young America's Foundation. He is 55-years-old.
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This isn’t a prediction. It isn’t a hint. It’s just a note. And my note is, this election was a release valve for twelve years of Democratic rage in Wisconsin about Republicans rigging our state and smashing our democracy—and then using that power to rip away our rights. – at Milwaukee, WI
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A pathetic lunatic to the very end. Adios, Dan Kelly.
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Women in states with abortion bans are nearly three times more likely to die during pregnancy, childbirth or soon after giving birth. Read that sentence again. axios.com/2023/01/19/mothers…
