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Gin fueled fire breathing, ass-kicker! Horses, gin and cars, in that order. Very proud part owner of 2 awesome eventers!

Joined July 2012
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** CAR STOLEN ** BMW X5 - Black Reg - M19 HFC My motor has been taken from outside the house at 4.10am this morning. Thankfully they didn’t come into the gaff, as I’ve still got both sets of keys, but they’ve made off with it still. Can everyone keep an eye out for it?
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Can we do this for horse racing? Give me your most niche horse racing trivia that nobody else knows…
I’m off to a football pub quiz tonight so please give me your most niche football trivia that nobody else knows
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There are two cats ahead of you in the queue for the radiator
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I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed at this
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It’s Friday
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New merchandise has landed! 🙌🏼 Excited to share some new merchandise, launching tonight at 7pm! Keep an eye out! 👀 #EE33
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RIP Sean Lock, you would have loved Russell Brand going to fucking prison.
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Picture Day for k-9s 🥹
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BTCC 1996
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They've slashed the prices on all of David Walliams' books on Amazon for some reason so I've just spent five grand buying as many copies as I can. As long as no emerging news stories prevent the books from gaining value again I don't see how this investment can possibly fail
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I need a bobble hat/beanie that won’t make me look like a twat (I know difficult) also ideally a silk/satin lined one that doesn’t make ya hair all weird and static. Anyone have any recommendations Ta x
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“Retrieve your odious brats from my house and bugger off. I’m off to a spa hotel for Christmas. Don’t contact me again.”
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More top ten wins than Zverev this year: - Sinner who hasn't played since Wimbledon - Alcaraz who missed two slams - Musetti battling injuries & personal scandals - Fils who is constantly injured & losing - Djokovic who is 50 & finished - ADM, Nakashima, Tiafoe
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Releasing a wild animal 🐵
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Number 002 of just 500 built. The Mercedes-Benz 190 E 2.5-16 Evolution II was developed with the DTM in mind, and this 1990 example has a particularly notable history. Retained by Mercedes-Benz when new, it was allocated to three-time DTM champion and AMG-Mercedes driver Klaus Ludwig for his personal use. One of the earliest examples produced, it retains its matching-numbers 2.5-litre Cosworth engine and five-speed dog-leg gearbox. Having covered just 45,833 kilometres, it is accompanied by a letter from Ludwig confirming his ownership, alongside its factory Data Card, original order forms and Mercedes-Benz books and manuals. Offered at The Munich Auction on 20 November 2026. Register to bid here bit.ly/4itzA72 #RMSothebys #RMMunich #MercedesBenz #190EvoII #DTM
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Bueno, volvamos a lo importante. Obviamente todos vimos esta genialidad, no? Es de 1997 pero si no la vieron búsquenla. No pueden no verla. Se acuerdan del nombre?
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Delighted with my first few weeks at John Lewis. And they said I wouldn't get another job after I left Jaguar's Marketing Department...
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