Earthling, fidget, annoyer
Yarm, England
Joined March 2009
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I asked my husband if he wanted a #jaffacake. When I got them out the box and saw how ludicrously small they are, we decided to have two.
I can only assume we have a child's pack in error 🤷
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@bookingcom Hi, how does a third party who is not an accommodation provider notify you of changes in circumstance of the accommodation provider holder?
Watching #Motherspride film. It's the feel good offering you'd expect, but I'm enjoying it. Mind you, it is making me think that #JamesBuckley and @JimHowick could play brothers 😁
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Well there we go. Plans in #Whitby messed up due to a seemingly poorly maintained bridge being closed. It's not like it's the only local bridge across the water or anything..... 🤦. @Whitby_TC
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I mean, at the rate we're getting through them, if anyone has a serious bang to the head and gets asked who our Prime Minister is, I don't think not knowing the answer would be a good gauge of someone's capacity.
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@PayByPhone Hi, once parking has been paid for over the phone, should we receive a text to confirm the payment? Thanks.
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Apparently Gaga can turn a dancefloor into a runway.
I can turn a bath into a jacuzzi but you don't see me writing a song about it.
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If you are eating a light coloured yoghurt whilst also applying hydrocortisone cream and you think it's yoghurt on your finger so you lick it off, sometimes it isn't.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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I need a film or telly show where Julian Rhind-Tutt and Jack O'Connell play father and son. I just do, m'kay.
The moons of Uranus are named after Shakespeare's characters and they didn't think to call one of them Bottom? 🤷
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@AskPayPal Hi, I'm going round in circles trying to report receipt of a payment I don't recognise but there is no option for that in your resolution centre so my case has been closed. I'm in the UK. Thanks
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Not me at 50 something years old watching two episodes of Paddington on Milkshake! this morning but then muttering to myself that I draw the line at Paw Patrol.
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What in the name of all things atrocious is this absolute spaff of licence payer's fees? #doyouknowyourplace bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0…
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