@Jerrod
 Minnesota, USA
Joined August 2007
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Brick by Ben Folds Five will always be the best Christmas carol.
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TMBG live in concert on YouTube.
@toddglasscomedy I don’t do tattoos but it’s fine since I don’t live in L.A.
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GOP: The evil Ice Queen can not be beat by our fool because of her cheating spells DM: The fool has bested the Ice Queen GOP: Shit! #GOPDnD
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DM: The rebels have won, you're now leader of the empire GOP: Claim underdog & rebel against empire DM: You're the Empire GOP: Do it #GOPDnD
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DM: The town crier announces that your party's thief has been caught robbing the shops. GOP: Use spell of silence on town crier. #GOPDnD
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GOP: If I am the party leader I will use my secret plans to lead the quest to defeat the Drow in 31 days! 54 days later... #GOPDnD
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P1: All is on fire! make me party leader and I rescue you! DM: You are now leader, do you put out fire? P1: What fire? False news. #GOPdnd
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GOP: I cast spell of healing over village. DM: I roll for effectiveness and it 's a 1. GOP: I withdrew the spell before you rolled #GOPdnd
RT for chance to win a full boxed set of #LittleBlackClassics - 80 mini-books! bit.ly/LittleBlackClassics #Penguin80
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PROTIP: Unless you’re interviewing Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs, it’s not really appropriate to ask “Who are you wearing?”
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What’s an @! Hahah, lovin’ the brilliant @bmw ad. Regardless of what’s under the hood, RT and you could win a BMW i3 xitter.cf/cards/16ac…
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Air slowly going out of Patriots' ballon. But that's just how they like it. #SuperBowlXLIX
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That Rainbow Brite does a great show.
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Is that the @nbc "The More You Know" star? #Halftime #SuperBowI
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This is probably the only time you'll ever see anything resembling a Raiders Jersey at the Super Bowl. #SuperBowlXLIX
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Here we go!!!! Nevernotfunny.com #PCAT14
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Read this and fake laugh OUT LOUD so other people feel left out
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I wonder if football players laugh knowingly to themselves each day they put on their #69 jersey.
That never happens #threewordsaftersex
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