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LOVE MY WIFE. LOVE MOVIES. LOVE OUR CATS. LOVE DND. #NOKINGS

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2022
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Is every costume in Avengers Doomsday hard to look at outside of Cyclops?
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welcome November. it's official 11 days till The Rings of Power S3.
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A drunken Biddy Blas has just easily killed Anakin Skywalker
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“We’re not Nazis we just wish they won”
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Not including creature commandoes, this is our first real introduction to Gotham… And respectfully, it looks like shit. Complimentary
FINALLY saw #clayface. A engaging slow burn with a good amount of playing with the shape-shifting and the malleable nature of the character. The amount of graphic violence was pretty awesome, could’ve used more. This feels like a villain origin done right. Great performances 8/10
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FINALLY saw #clayface. A engaging slow burn with a good amount of playing with the shape-shifting and the malleable nature of the character. The amount of graphic violence was pretty awesome, could’ve used more. This feels like a villain origin done right. Great performances 8/10
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Being assaulted by 2 Johnny Depp trailers in one theatrical sitting. Im sorry to whoever I hurt. #clayface finally
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AI. IS. POPULAR. BECAUSE. IT. GIVES. DUMB. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. SMART. AND UNCREATIVE. PEOPLE. THE. ILLUSION. THEY. ARE. ARTISTIC.
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GO TO THE THEATERS, AND GO WATCH WILDWOOD!
Wildwood: there's nothing that can replace the process of creation in the arts this whole film is completely stunning visually and every scene is a flex of years of skill and experience in stop motion animation every 2 shots I would stop myself asking "how the-
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Biddy is extremely hungover and recovering in a Bacta Tank
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He was so funny man like he’s going to be missed so fucking bad.
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GO TO THE THEATERS, AND GO WATCH WILDWOOD! #GoSeeWildwood
‘Wildwood’ author Colin Meloy says a sequel will depend on how audiences respond to the film, though director Travis Knight is interested in returning. “I think a lot of it depends on how much this one probably resonates with audiences.”
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So this is kinda the most important movie of the year.
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Go see this movie in theaters so we can get a second one. The movie is peak fun, not every movie needs to be The Odyssey just go and enjoy yourselves.
STREET FIGHTER bombed harder than expected on its 2nd weekend, dropping an insane -72% for a $46M domestic total. Holding a budget of $82M, it’s expected to lose Paramount over $50M.
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If you like animation, go watch Wildwood. If you like Lord of the Rings, go watch Wildwood. If you like Chronicles of Narnia, go watch Wildwood. If you like fairytales, go watch Wildwood. If you like movies, go watch Wildwood. If you hate AI, GO WATCH WILDWOOD!!!!
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Saw Wildwood a second time yesterday. I just can’t believe this movie exists. I don’t know if we all realize how lucky we are to live in a time where artistry is at this high of a level. Every ivy leaf, every blade of grass, and every feather handmade. This movie is a miracle
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It got 5 tix out of me and my immediate group, how bout you guys?
Please go support this masterpiece in theatres. It’ll be worth your time
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Please go support this masterpiece in theatres. It’ll be worth your time
‘WILDWOOD’ earned $4.3M in its domestic opening day. Read our review: bit.ly/WildwoodDF
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