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I finished my first ever short story amd posted it on Substack. Clink this link if you feel like reading it! I appreciate any feedback and enjoy :)
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Так тут не угодить никому
Если Галадриель будет сильной и всех побеждать - будут ныть что ,,уууу женщина всех побеждает" и те же мужские персонажи будут выглядеть на ее фоне - бомжами
Сделаешь её слабой - будут ныть фанаты книжек и феменистки, мол как так она же сильная !
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i think it was pretty baller for earien to lowkey traumatize pharazon, belzagar, and kemen by doing that #TROPspoilers
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"Who would lose the one ring?"
Everyone: Maxim Baldry 😅
What an amazing cast of Isildur. 😎
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Charlie Vickers as Sauron is generational casting, one of the best thing that happened in LOTR franchise
#TheRingofPower #lotr
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Also from a watsonian perspective this is all translations and/or histories that could be argued to be biased or incomplete based on who wrote them, what sources they used/had access to, etc. The whole concept of a strict canon is just the wrong frame to impose on the legendarium
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Well, having in mind the show is only taking what it can from the LOTR & The Hobbit books + appendices, they're not actually deviating from anything since they're not adapting the Silmarillion or any other books.
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It's always hilarious to see people talk about "canon" in Tolkien's Middle-Earth work when he only published THE LORD OF THE RINGS and THE HOBBIT while alive. Everything else was posthumously assembled from often contradictory notes of stories Tolkien himself kept retconning.
Oh. Maybe DC getting canned wont be so bad after all
Francis Lawrence says he is “more hopeful” that ‘CONSTANTINE 2’ will happen now that James Gunn & Peter Safran have left DC Studios.
“Not that I want anybody to lose their jobs… We have a script, we’ve been wanting to make it, and the people that were at DC were an impediment to us making it.
So, we are now more hopeful as of yesterday’s news that maybe now there will be another opportunity.”
(Source: collider.com/constantine-2-u…)
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Uh oh. The fun police are out in force after the premiere
Ok, so the first episode opens with a recap of all the terrible stuff from the previous season (No seriously, they included some of the worst bits)
Then it cuts to the PJ Fellowship rip off intro with a narration talking about how Sauron is conquering the lands and how only the rings of power are holding him at bay (Not canonical at all. The three rings were hidden, and it was the valor of the elves and dwarves that were holding Sauron off)
Then comes.....a certain scene. Now before I explain this scene to you, I have to tell you that what I'm about to describe is in fact in the show. I am not making this up. This is real.
We cut to Mordor where orcs (yes, you read correctly, orcs) are assisting Sauron with the creation of the One Ring. They pour some molten stuff into a thing that has the ring inscription on it and the Ring takes form. Then Sauron takes some tongs and lifts the Ring up, examining it. Then he looks around at all of the orcs, and one of them is pushed forward in front of Sauron. Sauron then extends the Ring to the orc, who puts it on. There is a brief pause, the orc laughing as he holds up the ring. Then the orc's hand catches fire. Just straight up ignites into a ball of fire. So, the orc runs to a big pot of water and sticks his hand in it. There's another brief pause as the fire goes out. Then the whole pot of water goes up in flames along with the orc.
I'm still paused there, flabbergasted by what I have just witnessed, and contemplating the decisions in my life that have led me to this moment.
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عرفت معلومة عن مسلسل خواتم القوة
رحت اتأكد منها وطلعت حقيقة!
صناع المسلسل ما عندهم حقوق الرواية! بل عندهم حقوق سلسلة الأفلام
والمسلسل كله تبع يقص الأحداث حسب تاريخ عالم الخواتم في الفيلم! لا بل ما عندهم حتى حقوق اسماء بعض الشخصيات وحقوق اقتباسها
والعمل رسمي يكتب لك قبل كل حلقة
اقتباس من سلسلة '' افلام سيد الخواتم '' وبعض المدونات عن كتب تولكين!
يعني الرواية مو كلها مقتبسة بل مقتبس بعض منها بسبب عدم توفر الحقوق
ومع ذلك امازون صنعت لنا عمل بتطور تدريجي مستمر وهذا الموسم واضح انه بيكون موسم ذروة المسلسل و اي تطور اخر بيكون للأفضل ليس إلا
تخيل إنك تصنع عمل ما عندك حقوقه مع ذلك تحاول تمشي على مسارات بعض الأحداث وتضيف لمستك ككاتب وصانع للعمل بعدها يجونك مقدسين الكتب يطالبونك تقتبس حتى لون ملابس غالادرييل بالرواية
عن نفسي بعد ما سمعت هالمعلومة والله اني اكبر داعمة لكاتب العمل وصناعه
صح الموسم الاول مليء بالملل والعطب الكتابي لكن الموسم الثاني كان جيد والثالث واضح بينتهي وهو الأفضل بينهن!
اتركوا عنكم التعصب للكتب واستمتعوا بالمسلسل واعرفوا ان العمل مضطر يسير بمسار الأحداث حسب ذكر تاريخ الحروب في الأفلام ولا تطالبون الكاتب يضيف أحداث الرواية الي ما عنده حقوقها وعجز يحصل عليها ..
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If there's an oil crisis and oil companies are making record profits, A healthcare crisis and healthcare companies are making record profits, a financial crisis and finance companies are making record profits.Then the companies are the crisis.
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I’ll always remember walking out of the theater BEAMING with happiness and hope.
Fuck corporate greed or whatever other bullshit that tries to tell us that this wasn’t PEAK.
Nah, season 3 is a banger. Yall lore nerds need to get a grip fr
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ai, pior que a gente foi MUITO ingênuo de achar que existia a menor chance de James Gunn continuar na DC após a compra do Trump
O primeiro filme dele na DC é literalmente uma crítica do imperialismo dos Estados Unidos na América do Sul kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
