Jet Puff

jetpuff.bandcamp.com/album/i… I'm Outta Here out now, best stuff I've ever made Featuring @heyilyforever @JoshuaVirtue @audravidal (wisely deleted twitter) @yoworstfriend @hennyramen @lem_jamin

I got a bluesky invite, finally off this hell site onto another, rightly better hell site bsky.app/profile/jetpuff.bsk…

Thinking about how the commodification and mass production of art under capitalism devalues each creative work and leads to hyper competitiveness among artists. Sucks.

This thread is disgusting but not surprising at all ACAB

Staring at a phone screen for hours actually helps me sleep. Makes me feel great actually.

Great record, one of the best surprises of the year so far

Ok they can’t keep having these mission impossible sequels, these missions clearly aren’t impossible. They’re completing them every time! That’s a 100% success rate. Should be called “another doable mission”. They’re too down on themselves, have a little faith.

It’d be so nice to exist without having to sell something, or sell myself

YouTube video about the Tibetan Book of the Dead interrupted by an ad for Culver’s

BREAKING NEWS: Baby Gronk, DEAD Riz in Peace to the Drip King The manhunt for Livvy continues, the prime suspect in the murder of Baby Gronk continues to evade authorities after rizzing up the FBI.

Capitalism is the cause of every child who died from cancer

LL Cool J’s full name is Lindsay Lohan Cool Junior

If I was right in front of the camera during a boiler room set I’d completely forget how to move and look the most insane I’ve ever looked in my life

After not hearing it for maybe a decade, I’ve heard Sweet Escape by Gwen Stefani three times this weekend

When I die I don’t want to waste time and resources with a traditional burial, just construct me an elaborate magical shrine with a puzzle to solve and I’ll grant a special ability to anyone who solves it. So simple.

I've stopped fucking around. Haven't found out anything in months.

Wet Leg playing in the Popeyes rn

My wife married the nerd who looks the most like me in Stardew Valley, that’s a W

I haven’t made a single song since I finished this album last year, but when I get the bandcamp Friday email on Thursday I’m always like “I could probably fully write produce and record an ep in like four hours tonight.” Anyway, I went to bed early. jetpuff.bandcamp.com/album/i…

When you’re following a tattoo artist on Instagram and they post tattoos all the time with captions like “a fun one!” and then you get a tattoo from them and they don’t say it’s a fun one..