“Scientists are trying to recreate dinosaurs by manipulating the DNA of chickens. I can’t wait to get my bucket of extra-crispy Brontosaurus.”

“There’s a Starbucks inside CIA Headquarters. Those baristas actually learn spycraft — that’s where they train them to put the wrong names on the cups.”

Eleven percent of Americans think HTML is a sexually transmitted disease.Have you seen what's on the internet? They might be onto something.

In 1859, a moral panic swept America over young people playing too much chess. Thank God we stopped that. Chess is the gateway to Scrabble.

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Hello, I meet you last night after the show in Hebron and asked about where you preformed in Iraq. I wanted to share that when I returned home I found the paper you sign for me 20 years ago in Iraq. #USO #comedy #MWR @TVsJoeCarroll

Lenny and the Squigtones - Night after Night youtu.be/HLTx5ZwJiS0?si=OvUF… via @YouTube

Headline: Wingstop is introducing Halloween wings coated in a sweet-and-sour redberry glaze. What's next… steak and Twizzlers?

Check out Boston Comedy Festival's video! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZPLS94aeW/

Playing video games for just three minutes can reduce cravings for drugs, food, cigarettes and alcohol. Thats ironic because drugs, food and cigarettes makes me lose interest in video games.

Smelling coffee can help reduce stress. Drinking it can reduce violence.

A woman in Florida was arrested for hearding goats through Walmart while drinking margaritas. Everone knows you herd goats at the dollar store.

Only in Florida! A man, a golf cart, and a freeway. What could possibly go wrong? 😂 Watch Jim McCue break down another bizarre headline! #SketchyFacts #FloridaMan #JimMcCue #ComedyNews #CleanComedy

Headline: Man proposes to his girlfriend during a 69-car pileup in South Carolina. Sounds like somebody needed an alibi.

Yodelers at a Swiss festival were forced to sing in fountains because of the heat. To me, this sounds like somebody tried to drown the yodelers.

😂 PORTSMOUTH — READY FOR A NIGHT OF BIG LAUGHS? Boston’s King of Crowd Work, Jim McCue, is coming to McCue’s Comedy Club! Get ready for a hilarious night of live stand-up and unpredictable crowd work as Jim takes over the Roundabout Diner in Portsmouth with some very funny special guests. You may have seen Jim on Comedy Central, NBC’s Last Comic Standing, AXS TV’s Live at Gotham and Dry Bar Comedy, where his comedy has earned millions of views online. But the best way to see him is LIVE — because no two Jim McCue shows are ever the same. 📅 Saturday, October 24 ⏰ 8:00 PM 📍 McCue’s Comedy Club at the Roundabout Diner 580 US Highway 1 Bypass, Portsmouth, NH 🎟️ FIRST 10 TICKETS: JUST $12.50! That’s half the regular $25 ticket price — grab yours before they’re gone. #JimMcCue #McCuesComedyClub #PortsmouthNH #PortsmouthComedy #NHComedy #LiveComedy #StandUpComedy #CrowdWork #BostonComedy #SeacoastNH #ThingsToDoNH #DateNightNH

Man arrested after faking a medical emergency to avoid a $63 Red Lobster bill. If he’d just waited 15 minutes after eating at Red Lobster, he probably could’ve had a real one.