Jim Scheffres

I very much like Grok's summary of my Twitter account ♥️

I was thinking of subscribing to the Blackhawks TV channel if they looked like a playoff team around the holidays. Nice of them to save me $100 by sucking ass again.

I just went to the vet to get a cat's prescription food and they said last time I was there when I had to euthanize a ferret somebody saw how upset I was and after I left they put a $200 credit on my account. Omg 😭😭😭😭😭 There are good people out there 🥲🥲🥲🥲

On this day (November 5) in 1955, Dr. Emmett Brown invented the flux capacitor.

I'd be willing to lose an entire season to get a salary cap and salary floor.

On this day (November 3) in 1994, Sony released their first retail version of the PlayStation in Japan.

On this day (November 3) in 1992, Rage Against the Machine releases their self titled debut album, featuring "Killing In the Name Of."

On this day (November 3) in 1992, Whitney Houston released her version of the Dolly Parton cover "I Will Always Love You."

On this day (November 3) in 1978, Different Strokes premieres on NBC.

On this day (November 3) in 1953, CBS becomes the first network to televise The Wizard of Oz.

On this day (November 3) in 1911, Louis Chevrolet started his company to compete with the Ford Model T.

For all you psychos wearing hoodies on 79° August days, I want you to know I slept with my windows open on November 2, 2026 because my bedroom, at 70°, was way too hot, and broke a sweat jogging outside in 59° at 5:30am in shorts and a T-shirt.

For 90% of the 2025 Chicago Bears season, I was like "yeah, but..." I don't have any of those feelings right now. Legit as fuck

I wish the Chiefs drafted Luther Burden instead of Josh Simmons 🙄

Another one bites the dust... Don't schedule a date with Jim. You or your sister will die.

Are there any kids who DIDN'T diagram plays in middle school? I had entire offensive and defensive playbooks. Drew them with pen and paper and by high school had them all on my computer.

Emmett Johnson is why to draft a RB in the latter rounds every year no matter what