Faux_Jimmy Sexton (Parody Account)

New episode is live: #AgentConfidential Whiners & Losers — Pastries, Mayo, and Mayhem My rule is simple: If your bowl game sounds like a breakfast pastry, something you slather on a sandwich, or use to mow the back 40……you’re automatically in the episode. @PopTartsBowl @DukesMayoBowl @PinstripeBowl 👇 Episode Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/70x0f1…

Days like today are a reminder that behind every headline are real people carrying real weight. The sport moves fast — but perspective still matters. Jim-meh out.

Cecile, update the file: I’m actively pursuing three elite NIL prospects — @PopTartsBowl mascot: explosive agility @DukesMayoBowl mascot: unmatched condiment upside @BadBoyMowers @PinstripeBowl mascot: elite 40 (acres) time Throttle says they’re still evaluating representation. I’m ready when they are.

New episode is live: Agent Confidential — The Michigan Files Today’s assignment: sort truth from fiction in one of college football’s biggest jobs. No speculation on the tragedy — just the part I’m actually paid to handle: the names, tiers, leverage points, and conversations behind the scenes. Cecile has opened the folder. Throttle is on standby. Proceed with caution. 🎧👇 Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/27i… #AgentConfidential #SextonSeason #AirSexton

Special edition of #AgentConfidential dropping at noon: The Michigan Files. Strictly football. Strictly coaching candidates. Strictly the business of the sport. See you at 12. #SextonSeason | #AirSexton | #CFB

In unrelated news, I’m pleased to announce a contract extension between Alabama and Kalen DeBoer. #SextonSeason

Cecile — let Kiffy know DeBoer isn’t taking Michigan. So no, I’m not calling Burn Notice to get him lined up for the Bama job before he’s cashed his first LSU check.

Teaser — Agent Confidential: Whiners & Losers (Bowl Edition) If your bowl game sounds like a breakfast pastry… something you slather on a ham-and-swiss… or something you mow the back 40 with on the farm in Limestone… You’re automatically in Whiners & Losers. 👇 Clip Full episode drops today at noon. #AirSexton | #CFB @PopTartsBowl @DukesMayoBowl

Ole Miss Coach Pete Golding: First interview — dip cup on the desk, minor obscenities, no Twitter, no hot yoga. That man is a ball coach, y’all. Full episode drops tomorrow at noon. Buckle up. #AirSexton | #CFB | #HottyToddy | #SextonSeason

Notre Dame may decline bowls, but my guy Nicholi didn’t decline greatness. Honored to have supported him through his ND MBA. He gave me this — I’m keeping my name on it.

Notre Dame just entered the transfer portal for bowl games.

If you think the committee was busy, you should’ve seen my phone. Indiana’s thrilled, Alabama’s validated, Notre Dame’s furious, and BYU wants a recount. Playoff Fallout drops at 6pm, eastern time. #AgentConfidential

The committee spoke. Saban spoke louder. Indiana partied. Alabama flexed. Notre Dame panicked. BYU prayed for an appeal. Ryan Day defended his beard. Playoff Fallout episode dropping soon. #AgentConfidential

Every time they expand the Playoff, they swear it’ll end the arguments. 2 teams — chaos. 4 teams — chaos. Now 12 teams and somehow the chaos leveled up. College football is perfect. #SextonSeason

When Saban and the committee agree, that’s not a debate. That’s precedent.

Phones already warming up. Selection Sunday isn’t about predictions — it’s about positioning

Looked like Spyder 2, Y Banana, right @BarstoolGruden