@JimmyShubert

Clown-“Plain Clothes Division”, Thesbian, Concert Spoonist, Thaumaturgist , Jail House Lawyer, Plus-Size Model, Trouble Maker. Life Coach! From Philly.

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Joined September 2008
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We're becoming dumber as a species and I'm tired of it! The dumbest thing you could do, though, is not watch my special #ZeroTolerance on @Vimeo. Don't be an idiot, go watch it! 📺: bit.ly/zer0tolerance
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If you're going to Yelp me, get it right.
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The only cross-breeding I support.
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The only 2 photos men should care about.
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I've got them all memorized.
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I got stuck behind this clown today...
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“People like real authentic comedy, and I think that they would prefer that than some watered down, corporate boardroom bulls**t,” stand-up comedian Andrew Schulz said. trib.al/N6RYF3d

Watch: Comedian Andrew Schulz Says Streamer Wanted to Censor His Special over Backlash Fear and...

"People like real authentic comedy, and I think that they would prefer that than some watered down, corporate boardroom bulls**t," stand-up comedian Andrew Schulz said.

breitbart.com
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"When you eliminate context, you eliminate nuance, you eliminate intent, there’s no comedy. There's no satire. There’s no free speech." - @JewdyGold
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That's not going to help you whatsoever!
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Happy Independence Day! 🌭🇺🇲 #4thofjuly
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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If you're in Plano, TX come spend your holiday weekend with me @houseofcomedytx I'm here tonight thru Sunday! tx.houseofcomedy.net/attract… #jimmyshubert #4thofjuly #independenceday
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Lucky Plano Texas to have you Jimmy ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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Maybe all the flight cancelations and delays are because even the pilots don't want to fly!
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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Plano! Spend 4th of July weekend with me June 30th-July 3rd @houseofcomedytx Link for tickets: tx.houseofcomedy.net/attract… #jimmyshubert #planotx #houseofcomedy #4thofjuly
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🎤 Last Comic Standing Finalist, and regular on King of Queens, we are thrilled to have @JimmyShubert with us at @houseofcomedytx June 30 - July 3! Come have a laugh with us at Shops At Legacy North! 🎟: ecs.page.link/GswEM #plano #planotx #dallas #dallastx
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