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Mr. Bob

@JimmytheLizard

Mr. Bob's puppet for storytime, who lives in a black 1987 camcorder bag. Currently semi-retired at a community college refrence desk.

 Texas, Arlington
Joined April 2009
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For every polar bear who strikes it rich in soft drink advertising, there are dozens back home in the Arctic living in dilapidated housing.
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Love this time of year 🥰
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It’s too much going on in this video teapaw.org/ShouldHaveAnima/status…
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After a busy week of harvesting, it’s time for a mice rest.
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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to spend half of my day logging in to Microsoft authenticator.
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Ancient authors say that Pericles always wore a helmet to cover his odd-shaped head, but I'd like to explore a new theory.
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Yet here we are.
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There’s no such thing as a perfect reading ro……
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JANE EYRE by Charlotte Brontë.
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What are you looking for?
0%burritos & beer
11%wine & free time
71%cash & compassion
18%Muppets & mystery
28 votes • Final results
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Your horoscope for today: Be like a candle - flicker in the darkness, release your trapped scents, and melt into a pool of your own making.
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What's your vibe?
13%ghost in the gloom
47%feral librarian
17%wicked witch of unrest
23%weary, teary, & bleary
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Gudim@like_gudim21 Jan 2025
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What's your favorite kind of bird?
24%small & puffy
42%dark & smart
4%flappy & wet
30%ancient & dangerous
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