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Detective Big Cactus

@JimsBadTweets

I have one simple question for you!!! Can you handle my kindness and my trust ? He/him

 Teaching Bitches How to Swim
Joined December 2011
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Enky ✟@enkyleduOct 27
Good response when someone tries to ragebait you
Jay (@465wednesday) profile pictureJay@465wednesdayOct 27
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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Dean Wade in the starting lineup tonight my life is about to be changed forever
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Me when I drive through a tunnel:
Lonzo Ball (@ZO2_) profile pictureLonzo Ball
@ZO2_Oct 24
Lowkey jus held my breathe
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I’m sure the people murdered by ICE and the innumerable dead overseas feel the same way, Natalie
Natalie Wynn (@ContraPoints) profile pictureNatalie Wynn
@ContraPointsOct 23
I thought Trump 2 was gonna be way worse. Every day now I wake up with a euphoric sense of relief
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Injured mouse football player is considered squeak-to-squeak
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Detective Big Cactus retweeted
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Joel Embiid
@JoelEmbiid3 Nov 2018
Life is fun and I love having fun
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Only team with 2 wins the power grows as does the aura
Detective Big Cactus (@JimsBadTweets) profile pictureDetective Big Cactus@JimsBadTweetsOct 21
No. 1 seed Sixers can you feel the power and the aura
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Sixers home opener tonight
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By far my favorite bit they ever did, this one’s on repeat regularly
Promo Code: CUM or CUMTOWN20 (@chapocheck) profile picturePromo Code: CUM or CUMTOWN20@chapocheckOct 21
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They shot 27.5% from 3 and still beat those bums from Manhattan
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No. 1 seed Sixers can you feel the power and the aura
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Burn that raggedy banner on your way out of the garden @sixers
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Detective Big Cactus retweeted
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taylor@PenndelJenner29 Oct 2025
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Call me the Headless Horseman the way it’s scary how bad I need some Top!
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lev@lisco_2000Oct 20
i took an everything shower for bron debut
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Going to a shadowcast performance of Rocky Horror Picture Show and asking the cast to please sit down so I can see the fucking movie
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LeBron History 🏀
@bronhistoryOct 17
Tell her Bron still doing it 👑
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₿ruke (@BrukeFasil) profile picture₿ruke
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My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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Just had a thought of the Sixers playing real basketball a week from tonight and I’ll be honest there were chills
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