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A South Korean Army officer reportedly abandoned his post 64 times because his lizard needed feeding. Apparently, the reptile outranked everyone on base.
An Army officer in South Korea has lost a court battle after being suspended for repeatedly leaving work without permission.
According to gate records, he drove off base 64 times during weekday working hours over just 10 months.
His excuses?
“I need to feed my lizard.”
And occasionally:
“I need to wash my car.”
Somewhere in South Korea, there's a lizard receiving better military support than an entire platoon.
But here's where things get even more ridiculous.
While the officer was busy attending to his reptile's demanding schedule, he allegedly delayed 698 leave requests from 26 soldiers.
Some soldiers even missed out on military-supported train tickets because their paperwork wasn't approved in time.
And when they asked about their leave?
He reportedly told them to get lost.
So apparently, the soldiers couldn't leave the base.
But Lieutenant Lizard could leave whenever he wanted.
A court upheld his two-month suspension, noting that the misconduct could have justified much harsher punishment.
The officer may have lost his case, but at least one creature benefited from his leadership.
That lizard had three meals a day, excellent attendance, and the most dedicated personal assistant in the South Korean military.
Island Boys' Flyysoulja Hospitalized After Drug Overdose
Island Boys rapper Flyysoulja (Alex Venegas) has been released from a Miami trauma unit following a life-threatening drug overdose on October 29.
According to reports, the rapper mixed a highly volatile cocktail of cocaine, benzodiazepines, and Percocet.
He admitted to TMZ that he took the substances to "celebrate" purchasing a new condo and car before the situation spiraled completely out of control.
Following his medical stabilization, Flyysoulja was held for four days under Florida’s Baker Act for an involuntary mental health evaluation. He was officially released today and is now speaking out about his recovery struggles.
Adam Robinson
How I'd Scale a SaaS to $10M/yr With Claude (If I Started Over) youtu.be/NLia02dDKfw?is=w6o6… via @YouTube
The victims of the private jet crash in Palm Beach County, Florida, on Sunday, November 1, 2026, have been identified as Austin-based tech entrepreneur Adam Robinson, 44, his wife Helen, and their two young children. The children's nanny and two close family friends.
The Crew: Captain Jeff Gregory, 55, and co-pilot Nathalia Gadelha Filgueiras, 20.
NTSB Holds Media Briefing on Florida Learjet Crash youtube.com/live/M8USuai7ek0… via @YouTube
Martha Stewart didn’t do anything wrong. It was just a Halloween costume, not malicious intent. People are doing far worse things in the world to be outraged about. The social media backlash is completely overblown.
The Martha and Alexis Stewart Charitable Foundation: Through her private family foundation based in Katonah, New York, she has awarded nearly $3 million in grants. These funds frequently go to local New York institutions like Barnard College, Northern Westchester Hospital, and the Downtown United Soccer Club
Lenny Kravitz was not on board the Bahamas-bound Learjet that tragically crashed into a South Florida mobile home park on Sunday, November 1, 2026
Lenny Kravitz responded through his long-time publicist, Carleen Donovan, who issued an official statement dismissing the rumors as "untrue and incorrect"
“’It Ain’t Over ‘Til It’s Over’ is gonna be playing in the cockpit 💃 🎶.”
Learjet pilot identified as woman aged just 20, Nathalia Gadelha was co-piloting the Learjet 90 on Sunday when it crashed near West Palm Beach.
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471.2 million Joules (471.2 Megajoules) of kinetic energy is carried by that Learjet 60 at 760mph.
Imagine a standard 4,400-lb (2,000 kg) SUV traveling at a dangerous 60 mph slammed into a brick wall. To match the energy of this single Learjet crash, you would have to crash 654 of those SUVs simultaneously.
A massive, 100-car freight train weighing 10,000 tons moving at a steady 45 mph carries roughly the same total kinetic energy. The aircraft packs all of that train's momentum into a tiny, localized 50-foot airframe.
So no, dont expect big pieces.
Assault will break like glass at that speed and impact and the compressed air right at impact exceeds heat levels that liquify aluminum
On Sunday, November 1, 2026, Palm Beach County experienced a catastrophic double emergency when severe severe weather and flash flooding coincided with a horrific plane crash that killed all nine people on board a Learjet 60
At approximately 12:50 p.m. EST, a private Learjet 60 business jet traveling from Austin, Texas, to the Bahamas plummeted vertically into the ground near Military Trail in the Greenacres/Cresthaven area.
Local officials declared a mass casualty incident. Because burning debris and structural damage cut off access to a neighboring mobile home park, roughly 600 residents were evacuated and relocated to two local county shelters.
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) and the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) are actively leading the investigation into the exact cause of the crash.
Severe Weather and Flash Flooding
The crash occurred while a powerful storm system was sweeping through South Florida.
AccuWeather meteorologists reported heavy rainfall, active lightning, and surface wind gusts of 20–30 mph near the crash site. Visibility dropped to as low as two miles during the heaviest downpours.
The National Weather Service placed parts of Palm Beach County under a Flash Flood Warning on Sunday night, alongside a broader Flood Watch extending through Monday afternoon due to excessive rainfall.
Public records and aviation databases have linked the aircraft to its operating crew, including First Officer Alexandra Dudgeon, whose LinkedIn profile features the exact aircraft involved in the incident.
The tail number on the banner matches N722BD, which is the exact registration of the Learjet 60 that tragically crashed in Greenacres, Florida
The map shows a Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) temporary flight restriction (TFR) with a 30-nautical-mile radius around Palm Beach, Florida, which grounds drones and limits private flights during a visit by President Donald Trump.
Them poor people 🙏🏽 Listen to audio capturing the final moments of Learjet 60 (N722BD) before it crashed in Palm Beach, Florida, earlier today. In a terrifying sequence of events, the aircraft reportedly plummeted from 32,000 feet to just 900 feet in less than a minute, losing more than 31,000 feet of altitude in a catastrophic descent before crashing.
