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John

@JmacAttack27
Joined March 2011
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This is what my family looked like in 2006 watching American Idol result shows #TheBachelor
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The work week still isn’t over
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I’ve tried opening the TikTok app like 57 times this morning. My muscle memory is too far gone.
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I’m never skipping this intro, so Netflix can stop asking me. #ThePerfectCouple
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Counting down… #LoveIslandUSA
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Scottie showing up to the course
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When is Merriam-Webster going to partner with Taylor? Did anyone really know what esoteric meant before #TTPD
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Charlie Puth’s publicist is having the best day of their life
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Me 🤝🏻 MT
Liz Calvey (@lizcalvey77) profile pictureLiz Calvey@lizcalvey771 Apr 2024
Tell me why the first thing my mom asks me when I walk into her house for dinner with the full extended family tonight was “Where’s JMac? He’s coming right?” and then throughout the whole evening, “I’m bummed JMac isn’t here”
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TikTok, you have received the most votes and have been BANISHED from the game. Before you leave my castle forever, please tell the group… are you a FAITHFUL or are you a TRAITOR?
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Johnny’s high school health teacher probably #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS6
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“Clap if you like the clubs!” -JMac to my 1 year old
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Liz Calvey (@lizcalvey77) profile pictureLiz Calvey@lizcalvey7722 Feb 2024
“And I’ll pick you up from any party you get busted at” -JMac, again to my 1 year old
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Going to request the Temu song at the bars this weekend #SBLVIII
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Toto, I have a feeling we’re not in Lover anymore
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April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com
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Beyoncé in the audience
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Can’t wait for Lucas’ 5th grade presentation on something historical that happened on his birthday, and I make him present on Scandoval.
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Normal things that I receive from JMac during the work day
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me: ok brain, back to real life, time to get some work done and be productive brain: RECEIPTS 👏 PROOF 👏 TIMELINE 👏 SCREENSHOTS 👏 RECEIPTS 👏 PROOF 👏 TIMELINE 👏 SCREENSHOTS 👏 RECEIPTS 👏 PROOF 👏 TIMELINE 👏 SCREENSHOTS 👏 RECEIPTS 👏 PROOF 👏 TIMELINE 👏 SCREENSHOTS 👏
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Happy National Circle Back Day!
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What do you mean you’re not following Little Rat Brain’s journey on the 9 month Caribbean Cruise on TikTok?!
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