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Here's how SOLO Options Vaults work, start to finish. You stake a token like $STONKBROKER into a vault and choose the price you would be happy to sell at, for example 2x or 3x of today's price, one week or one month. Traders pay you a premium up front for the right to buy your tokens at that price based on the volatility index of that token. When the epoch ends below your price, you keep your tokens and you keep the premium. When it ends above, the trader's profit comes out of your tokens and you keep the rest plus the premium, so it works like selling at the price you already said you wanted.
Traders get a tokenized options contract coin for every option they buy. It's a normal ERC-20 token they can hold, LP, send or trade during the round. At expiry the coin is burned to settle, and if the price finished above the strike, the holder claims their profit from the vault.
Swaps for buying in and cashing out run through Uniswap and the Mancer aggregator.
Leverage trading without liquidations.
All fees for listings and trading on SOLO vaults automatically route to a smart contract which anyone can call at any time to swap the tokens inside to $STONKBROKER and send the $STONKBROKER tokens to the burn wallet.
If you'd like your token listed in SOLO vaults without going through the Dutch Auction or $STONKBROKER voting process for instant single sided staking and lev trading on your token reach out to me directly before the end of the week via the Stonkbroker discord.
SOLO Vaults will list new tokens in two phases. The tokenized option contracts are fully ownerless and permissionless peer to peer technology, but at launch we can add several tickers ourselves.
If you are a team building on Robinhood Chain and want your token in our initial SOLO Vaults listings on StonkBrokers, reach out this week. After that, new listings will go through a Dutch auction in $STONKBROKER. A SOLO Vaults listing gives your token instant access to peer to peer leverage trading, plus single sided staking and yield for its liquidity providers.
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We're live on the roadmap reveal spaces, tune in as chief chop @VolAtilityChief shares even more alpha and the vision behind the master plan!
teapaw.org/i/spaces/1XybZKEaMabdN…
Chop chop!🪓🪵
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A tokenized stock is only as good as the market you can trade it in.
If the on-chain price drifts from the real one, everything built on top inherits the gap: notes, loans, collateral.
That’s why the layer starts with Swap:
– Priced from the real market by S-DAMM, a market maker built for tokenized stocks
– The reference price, every cost and the depth on offer, shown before you sign
– Liquidity providers deposit a single asset, a stock or USDG, and earn fees in what they deposit
Live on testnet now, and coming soon to Robinhood Chain mainnet for everyone to use.
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It took Base 6 months to reach a TVL of $1B+, and another 6 months to hit a TVL of $2B+.
Robinhood Chain hit a TVL of $1B+ in just 3 months, and it did it in the heart of the bear market.
It's still early.
And as far as the narrative that it's dead?
People were saying the same thing in early August right before a massive move higher.
We're in the same spot now, but there's more capital, so the next leg higher will be more violent when it happens.
Robinhood has access to more new retail capital and a direct integration for its chain unlike any new L1/L2 that we've seen.
It feels obvious that it'll fill the TVL gap with a bit more time... more capital inflow = more momentum.
If BASE & SOL could have multiple coins hit valutions of multiple billions last cycle, I see no reason why Robinhood Chain won't do the same now.
That's why I truly believe coins like $HMM that have survived this on chain selloff have the potential to hit billions, and have incredible confidence just stacking and being patient.
Higher is a matter of when, not if.
Be more bullish.
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MAKING MILLIONS ON CAT COINS IS OUR BIRTHRIGHT!
NOT A FELINE ASSET = NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE!
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In theory, if Robinhood Chain stock tokens eventually carry voting rights in the companies they represent, depending on how those rights are structured onchain, an entirely new yield opportunity could emerge.
Users could delegate their voting power to smart contracts, creating decentralized markets where third parties pay incentives to influence how those votes are cast.
Essentially, an onchain voting marketplace where stock token holders can earn additional yield by monetizing their governance rights.
Of course, this would depend on the legal structure of tokenized equities and applicable securities regulations, but the potential is fascinating.
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Why the upgrade?
The next stage of Chop is coming, and we’re building for scale.
Projects: show your community exactly how much is wrapped, how fast backing is growing and how your treasury is earning.
Farmers: see the price gap, arb impact, rewards and history in one view before you wrap.
Chop chop. 🪓🪵
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One of the few coins on the chain that actually looks bullish on a lower and higher time frame
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robinhood:0x7fe995a80075df3dc8ae11a9b82c7fe4202cd87f
Robinhood Chain needs a runner.
Thinking Cat is repeating the same structure it did before its initial breakout to $40M on a higher time frame.
There's a reason why its base has held so strongly while the majority of other coins in the trenches are printing new lows.
The core community of holders bullieves in the meme, and they're focused on stacking it rather than spreading their capital across every other hot new narrative of the day.
I fully believe it'll teach people the power of believing in something again. And the compounding effect of concentrated attention and capital.
When this breaks out of the resistance we saw it retest w/ the Robinhood Assets announcement listing this weekend, I expect it to full send.
Robinhood listed CASHCAT a little above $100M... (and tons of rumors it was leaked around $50M that would happen).
I see no reason why they wouldn't list another cat native to the chain that's already on their approved assets list around a similar mcap.
I also see no reason why we won't have multiple cats hit multi-billion dollar mcaps this bull market when there are multiple dog coins currently in the billions.
Massive opportunity gap to be filled.
Simply bullieve in something, stay patient, and keep stacking.
Billions will think 🤔🐈
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The Chop Team has significantly upgraded the data analytics on every single log and the full UX now has an advanced mode to utilize them!
Switch on advanced mode and dive deep into every log.
Chop chop!🪓🪵
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robinhood:0x7fe995a80075df3dc8ae11a9b82c7fe4202cd87f / $ETH ratio chart is one of the cleanest looking set ups on chain.
Wick up this weekend to HTF resistance dating back to the August highs.
Followed up by a retest of base support.
Next natural move is melt back up to resistance.
Expect a god candle to new ATHs after breakout.
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The markets chop, we earn.🪓🪵
The other day @VolAtilityChief joined $lNOC to discuss @ChopLogsApp $CHOP
He explains how Chop pays you for volatility: 85% of fees go to $CHOP buybacks and 15% burn the wrapped token which after just 28 days is already worth 1.05 CHOP, and it only gets faster from here.
Listen 👇
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I wanted to build Clutch TV because I believe we as an onchain crypto sector should own and craft our own narrative.
Clutch TV uses a Friend.tech-inspired pass system where creators can issue tradable, liquid NFT passes on Robinhood Chain that unlock exclusive content and private chats.
Naturally, when a popular streamer launches a channel, users may rush to purchase passes early, speculating that demand for access will increase as the channel grows. As more people want access, the market price of those passes can rise, allowing early holders to sell at a profit while creators earn royalties from secondary trading.
Starting next week, I’ll be streaming weekly on my own channel, The Simple Show, bringing on some of the people I find most interesting in blockchain, A.I and Tech.
I’ll also lead with an educational segment on onchain DeFi options and perps trading as we manage our weekly Book through Mancer.
This creates an opportunity for both creators and their audiences to benefit financially from growing a channel, although pass prices can also fall as demand changes.
Clutch TV is officially LIVE, and I’m proud of what we’ve built on Robinhood Chain.
Clock in. Hoods up. 🎥
Clutch TV is live on Robinhood Chain, and it is the next generation of content creation.
Every streamer opens a channel, and channels are free to open for the next 30 days. You go live once from OBS or StreamYard and your stream plays on Clutch TV, X and YouTube at the same time.
Every channel has its own passes. Fans buy a pass in ETH, and they can sell it back with one click whenever they want with ladder based pricing. The streamer earns a royalty on every pass that is bought or sold. Holding a pass unlocks the channel's alpha chat, and pass holders show up in gold in the chat so everyone knows who backs the stream.
Fans can tip in stock tokens like NVDA, TSLA and GME, or in Robinhood Chain tokens including ETH, $STONKBROKER, $PONS, $CASHCAT and $HOOKR. Every tip shows up in chat with the token logo and the amount, rains the token logo across the video, and plays a sound for everyone watching.
Streamers set their own cover image and profile picture, and every stream page shows how long the streamer has been live. Channels can also launch their own token through the Anvil AMM with an anti snipe guaranteed bond.
A 2.5% protocol fee applies to passes and tips. 50% of protocol fees buy back and burn $STONKBROKER, and anyone can trigger the buyback.
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99% of the people who thought they were going to get rich overnight from crypto have already quit.
Either fully liquidated, or rugged.
They now perceive crypto as a SCAM.
As tough as it sounds, they never deserved to win.
They haven't held for months, or have built the discipline it takes to hold on 50% - 70% dips and then watch the 10X candles in one day.
They will come back in a few months from now though.
At the top. When they see people making 7/8 figure PNLs.
After missing out on the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY (RIGHT NOW) to accumulate some of the best projects at dirt cheap prices.
And they will lose again.
Perfect.
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Everyone has trading ideas. AI is making it possible to put them to work.
150,000+ people have opened accounts for AI agents to trade for them.
The agents can:
- Run their strategy
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- Look for opportunities
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