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Sales presentations and messaging, eLearning, small business issues, despairing centre-left politics, and occasional sport.

London, England
Joined March 2009
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“The swift withdrawal of the cartoon and apology by both Rowson and the Guardian are welcome, but really, this should not still be happening.” Clear, calm, illuminating piece in the Guardian by @daverich1 on that cartoon theguardian.com/commentisfre…
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Tables tables everywhere in @PowerPoint. But alas, not one consistent in sight. How to achieve magical prowess you may ask? With the #BrightSlide add-in of course. Get it free from @BrightCarbon at brightcarbon.com/brightslide and spread the joy. (I had to speed it up to fit 2:20!)
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Microsoft 365 Copilot in PowerPoint youtu.be/fzoZ_f7ji5Q via @YouTube
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Have you ever tried to animate a @PowerPoint table as part of your story telling prowess? You couldn't right? Well now you can with the free #BrightSlide add-in from @BrightCarbon. brightcarbon.com/brightslide…
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PowerPoint wizard, expert trainer, and future king...
Richard Goring, once destined for a career in the biomedical field, found his love for presentation and design 20 years ago and has never looked back. Read about his journey and the movie character who inspires him to "dodge bullets" in PowerPoint! msft.it/60185GRlO

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Here is how #platforms die: first, they are good to their users; then they abuse their users to make things better for their business customers; finally, they abuse those business customers to claw back all the value for themselves. Then, they die. 1/
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Have I got this right? The Foreign Secretary’s phone was compromised by 🇷🇺 and Braverman as attorney general and Home Secretary compromised national security and the two Prime Ministers covered it up. The UK is not safe in their hands.
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Replying to @doctorow
SaaS vendors like to boast that with cloud-based apps, "you're always running the latest version!" The next version of Adobe's apps will require you to pay that $21/month Pantone fee, or any Pantone-defined colors in your images will render as black. 17/
Sometimes I'm amazed at what the team can do. Other times I'm amazed that we just give it away to the community. Enjoy. #brightslide
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No one voted for this.
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Not much of a silver lining, given the size of the cloud, but at least we now know that any producer or presenter using guests from @iealondon is either deliberately promoting their ridiculous, utterly discredited agenda or treating their audience with complete contempt. Or both.
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After 12 years of Tory failure, the British people deserve so much better than this revolving door of chaos. We need a general election, now. My full statement:
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Kwasi Kwarteng was not fighting “orthodoxy”. He was fighting maths. The whole project was/is a fantasy. Don’t give it the patina of a revolution. It just didn’t add up. It was post-truth, just like the claims of Brexit uplands. theguardian.com/politics/202…
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At this point it doesn't look like an accidental omission - in my opinion it looks like deliberate deception... a lie. If Zahawi told the same lie to HMRC, then this wouldn't be tax avoidance - in my view it would be tax evasion. Astonishing for a senior cabinet minister.
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They need to reverse their whole economic, discredited trickle down strategy.   Their kamikaze Budget needs reversing now. As the party of fiscal responsibility and social justice, it will come to the Labour Party to repair the damage this Tory government has done. 3/3
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The PM has been forced to abandon her unfunded tax cut for the richest 1%. But it comes too late for the families who will pay higher mortgages and higher prices for years.   The Tories have destroyed their economic credibility and damaged trust in the British economy. 1/3
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BREAKING Labour have a 33 POINT LEAD with YouGov/Times Yes, 33. THIRTY-THREE POINTS Lab: 54 (+9) Con: 21 (-7) Lib: 7 (-2) Green: 6 (-1) Ref: 4 (+1) Fieldwork: Today and yesterday thetimes.co.uk/article/yougo…
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It is extraordinary that the BOE has had to intervene - on financial stability grounds - in an absolutely core UK market to mop up the damage done by the budget.
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former Chief Adviser at the Bank of England, Charles Goodhart, tells Times Radio: "You can say goodbye to growth over the period from now until the general election…”
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