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25. Vacation land. Workaholic.

Maine
Joined June 2009
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I think my most toxic trait is needing a snack while making another snack
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Obviously I don’t have an exterminator
I love fucking with my exterminator
No one broke my heart, I broke my own damn heart by breaking someone else’s.
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Happy Birthday @kanebrown 🎂
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Fckn anxious to be layin on a beach drinking out of a coconut w/ the prettiest ladies I know @Jocccccc @newton_jennifer @kycoxo @abby_liz92
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PSA: Don't walk into a restaurant and try to joke with anyone. Ever. @TipOrGoHome
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When it's the beginning of the month and customers tell me how good I am and then tip 10% 😑 I don't pay my bills w/ compliments #tiporgohome
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We were gonna be the greatest love story this town has ever seen
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I think it's time to find a gym that doesn't constantly smell like weed 😤 #remedy vs #planetfitness
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Customer: "Nothing to drink for me, just water" So how do you plan on consuming that? Through your asshole? #waitressproblems @bitchywaiter
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