
I’ll have you know I’m an 11 time #soxmath winner (Not actually Joe Crede)
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Silvia Saige says Royals first baseman Eric Hosmer kicked her out of his apartment when she wouldn’t sleep with him. Then Bruce Chen flew her first class to away games, until her aunt saw on the news that he was engaged
“I’ll say this guy’s name too because f*** him... Eric Hosmer was our first baseman at the time. I went home with him... he kicked me out of his apartment.”
“I guess the next day he went to the locker room and told everyone, bragging that he’d kicked me out because I wouldn’t sleep with him.”
“Bruce had gotten my phone number. He said, ‘I would like to show you how a woman should be treated, because what Eric did to you was completely wrong. Let me make that up to you.’”
“Our very first date, he flew me out to an away game first class. When I got there, the doorman knew my name and what I was wearing.”
“We date for several months. He meets my family.”
“I get a phone call about eight months in from my aunt... ‘Your uncle just called... Bruce is engaged to someone?’”
“I call him and I said, ‘What is happening?’ And he said, ‘Yeah, I am getting married, but I would still like to see you.’”
“He was like, ‘Well, why do you think you go to the away games and not the home games?’”
“And I do like planes. So I have no idea.”
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We got your back, New York!
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Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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The Bears are sending two first-round picks and a fourth-rounder to the Titans for Jeff Simmons. A monster deal.
Blockbuster! The Titans are trading All-Pro DT Jeff Simmons to the Bears, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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THE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONSHIP BELONGS TO MILWAUKEE, WISCONSIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Making fun of the decor at Cheesecake Factory was elitist.
Bragging that the crowd wouldn't be able to afford the food at his private club is, what exactly?
Schriffen seemed like a good guy but his commentary style didn’t work very well with baseball. Wasn’t for lack of effort but he just couldn’t quite figure it out. I have no idea who the candidates are but hopefully the Sox nail this hire
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The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…






















