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THREE DAYS IN SKID ROW
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“I watched a homeless man stick a needle into an open wound on his leg. He did so casually, almost absentmindedly, while the city carried on around him.”
BY: @JoeGarzaCreates
The LAGOP is rotten to the core...
After Spencer Pratt's total humiliation and a historic collapse in the midterms, Isaac Simpson goes into the belly of the Cali GOP beast expecting to find the place totally on fire. Instead, he finds overpaid and overtanned consultants talking about looksmaxxing and positivity.
Turns out LAGOP members are literally voting for Democrats over Republicans, and that their entire incentive structure rewards losing.
The grift goes like this: Tammany Hall style LAGOP leaders come into power, recruit a bunch of loyal but incompetent capos to run for office, and then they lose. But instead of having to pack it up and become real estate agents, the loser candidates get to remain "ex officio" voters for LAGOP leadership. Who do they vote for? That's right! The botox mob bosses who picked them in the first place.
Read the full piece about the loserest party of losers America has ever seen.
mamathemagazine.com/inside-t…
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100% of his income gone overnight
Now he'll struggle to pay rent and buy groceries
This is why you NEED a side hustle
He wouldn't be in this position if he bought my course
Holy shit, he's right, and it's the most Larry David thing ever:
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Scream 7, AI Ghostface Fanta ad, and now Ellison produced Nightmare movie. wtf did Craven do to deserve this shit
Paramount are moving forward with their ‘NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET’ remake that will adapt Wes Craven's original screenplay again.
Warner Bros' Elm Street film with director Lee Cronin (‘Evil Dead Rise’) has been cancelled
(Source: dreadcentral.com/exclusive/5…)
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For the last 15 years. People have been throwing VHS copies of ‘Hellraiser’ on the roof of this random bus stop in London
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"a certain kind of environmentalist will tell you we have ten years to decarbonize and then defend a review process that uses seven of them."
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Buddy, the dog that played Air Bud, had 11 vials of semen frozen and stored at the International Canine Semen Bank before his death which could be the setup to the greatest heist film ever made.
We sent man into the depths of "Booktok" to find out what women are reading these days...
"The book comes with a slew of trigger warnings. Stalking and obsession. S*xual ass*ult and non-cons*nsual acts. V*olence and m*rder. Human tr*fficking and ch*ld s*crifice. Mental illness and trauma. Trigger warnings as menu text."
mamathemagazine.com/booktok-…
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Nithya Raman YOUR MAYOR ELECT spiking the football after managing to get some orange paint on a dilapidated road in a terrifying neighborhood after only one year of trying.
Los Angeles is in good hands!
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"In the book 1984, which many women will be unfamiliar with because it doesn't contain any werewolf rape"
One of the amusing things about women is that one will walk past a conversation that isn't about her, has nothing to do with her, and immediately interrupt it to say "Hey everybody! This does not sexually arouse me! In fact quite the opposite!"
And then she'll wonder why everyone seems to find that response incoherent.
It's only funny, however, until you truly understand why it's happening. Then it's kinda... existential.
Pick up a popular book, written by women, for women. At random. We all know that the odds are it's going to be porn.
In fact, it's gonna be porn about the medium-height, slightly clumsy, brown-haired protagonist girl being kidnapped and ravished by a werewolf pirate billionaire warlord. And if you're wondering what "ravished" means, it's like rape, but sexier.
So what's going on here? Why are modern women so porn-brained, and simultaneously so contemptuous of every actual male within their line of sight?
This actually all fits together quite neatly. Women are not lying. They are telling us the truth. They are telling us exactly how they feel about all the things they see. They're just not very good at introspection. So they don't know why they feel that way.
If we read their werewolf rape porn, we can immediately see what turns women on... men who have power over them.
And the reason that women are reading werewolf rape porn is that actual men who have power over them are in short supply, and there's not enough to go around. Desperate for male dominance, they are mainlining a hypernormal stimulus in fictional form.
This is also the reason women don't care about any harm they are doing to men with their newfound political and social power. To them, any man who doesn't have power over them, and especially a man who they have the power to hurt, is viscerally disgusting. He is an unperson, useless to them, and they don't care what he is experiencing.
This is why they try to hurt men in the first place. Because they resent the fact that they can. They want us to be powerful, invincible, untouchable, and they lash out in frustration when we aren't, seeking to punish us for being vulnerable instead.
Funny thing is, it's not even their fault. This is genetic programming, after all, not a choice. Ovaries want what they want.
The bit they don't quite understand, however, the bit they haven't thought through, is that this doesn't work with the whole "equality" thing. A man can be more powerful than you, or he can be an equal. Can't be both.
And, of course, men really do have power over women. Not only are they unable to defend themselves against us, they need us to feed, clothe, shelter and protect them. If we were collectively willing to take their civil rights away again, we could do so immediately.
Women's rights exist only when and where men say they do.
In the book 1984, which many women will be unfamiliar with because it doesn't contain any werewolf rape, George Orwell describes a process called "doublethink", which is defined as "sustaining two contradictory ideas by not ever thinking about both of them at the same time."
In this case, the two ideas are "make me equal to you in power throughout society at large", and "have so much more power in our personal relationship that I am unable to hurt you no matter what I say or do".
Eventually, men are simply going to have to come to a consensus over what to do about this, and decide which of these requests to fulfill.
We can either be liberals, and accept perpetual female contempt as the price of that, or we can be vilified as reactionaries, but have women love us again.
What is never going to happen is that you are never going to get a majority of women to see the contradiction here, and agree that this makes no sense.
Which means we are going to have to make this decision on our own.

































































