Baseball | Baltimore | Blink-182 specialist | Father of 3 | Former MASN, WBAL-TV producer | Rick Dempsey told me I had a good slider

Maryland
Joined March 2009
The best part about being an Orioles fan is that one day we’ll all be dead
BREAKING: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring three-time All-Star catcher Adley Rutschman in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.
51
635
35
9,038
900,550
This app will now be known as Twizzler
“I’m not on social media, Twizzler, or Instacart, whatever.” 😭 Pat Murphy tells the hilarious story behind his FaceTime with Chris Russo.
5
541
Kevin Willard wakes up and chooses to be the way that he is
INBOX: Villanova is out of the Big 5. Round robin format is back for the other five schools.
1
3
718
Joe Papparotto retweeted
For @testudotimes, @JudeWilkenfeld and I were outside Jones-Hill House trying to get players to comment. An athletics staffer took pictures of us, and a police dispatch was called for suspicious activity; a cop and 2 cop cars pulled up, and officers ID’d us and asked us to leave.
155
167
193
935
648,775
The World Series matchup is set! Either the Brewers or Rays will win their first championship 🏆
2
142
Your 101-win 2023 Baltimore Orioles are heading to the World Series: Cedric Mullins Jorge Mateo Bryan Baker Tyler Wells Brandon Hyde DL Hall Joey Ortiz
10
48
4
911
27,900
THEEE Towson University
RAYS STRIKE FIRST IN GAME 6 👀 Richie Palacios drives in a pair!
4
240
Orioles are finally gonna get a Banner at Camden Yards
News: The Baltimore Orioles are hiring Jared Banner as general manager, sources tell ESPN. Banner, who was an assistant GM with the Cubs, joins Mike Elias in Baltimore’s leadership after nearly two decades working a range of executive jobs with the Cubs, Mets and Red Sox.
1
2
14
504
The blatant BS that constantly flies outta his mouth is actually impressive
John Harbaugh says “we didn’t bench Cam Skattebo” and it “wasn’t by design” that the Giants RB had zero carries today after recent fumbles.
7
7
457
If Lamar did this it would be: “he can’t even throw a spiral!”
1
181
Declan Doyle is a cold blooded killer
1
2
266
Pete Alonso is ready for Trunk or Treat @Orioles
6
280
In my thickest Baltimore accent…BREWWW CREWWW!!
1
111
Joe Papparotto retweeted
I'd consider me and my wife in the upper echelon of diehard sports fans. We plan our lives around our teams, including having full season tickets to the Lightning and a quarter season plan to the Rays. We make it a point to not schedule any vacations during the Stanley Cup Playoffs window or MLB Postseason. It's that serious. We chose to not opt in to this year's Rays postseason tickets because of the cost. Full stop. Could we have done it? Sure. Would it have been the wisest decision to make? I don't think so. The cost of our seats increased by approximately 103% for the ALDS, 338% for the ALCS, and a mind-boggling 790% for the World Series. We haven't even gotten to parking yet. That increased by approximately 233% for the ALDS, 333% for the ALCS, and 400% for the World Series. I'm well aware that prices increase for the playoffs and that the league sets those, but the amount these increased is astronomical and out of reach for a large percentage of fans. Single game prices are even more expensive, when you consider Season Members are offered their seats at a discounted rate. Because of this, we only purchased tickets to Game 1 of the ALDS and Game 1 of the ALCS. I hate that we can't be in attendance for every game, but making a foolish (and emotional) financial decision isn't the answer. I can't begin to imagine how out of reach this is for families with children. Fandom isn't defined by asses in seats or if you're willing to go into debt. MLB and sports throughout North America need to look in the mirror and stop the greedy profiteering. Ragging on fans for choosing work and essentials over tickets and arrears only makes you look bad.
84
94
12
1,078
56,213
Joe Papparotto retweeted
Players in MLB HISTORY to allow 0 hits and earn the save in four straight playoff games: Bryan Baker - 2026 That’s it.
2
59
1
706
67,783
Lmao get rid of the award. It officially means absolutely nothing.
The 2026 Rawlings Gold Glove Award Finalists - AL First Base - Vladimir Guererro Jr, Vinnie Pasquantino, Christian Walker #RawlingsGoldGloveAwards
171
Ravens stole two games already this season and are one egregiously horrendous call away from being 5-0
6
23
3
589
24,428
Mark Andrews has had the yips since dropping that ball in the AFC Championship. It’s over for him.
1
1
435
Giants and Commanders with the pillow fight of the century in OT. Pathetic division.
1
297
Joe Papparotto retweeted
Adam Schefter: “The Arizona Cardinals are trading Marvin Harrison Jr.” Everyone: “To where?” Adam Schefter:
116
2,565
79
41,148
1,058,751