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Director #TheDwenCurryStory Writer/Director #LethalLegacy on @BETPlus Co-EP #SugarMamas for CBSTV. Previously mistaken for Hannibal Buress. 🧐

Los Angeles, California
Joined October 2007
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Please watch this truly hilarious Spider-Man story from @HannibalBuress
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MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN
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Just do your job! That’s it.
Millennial management is basically, “I trust you. I support you. I believe in you. PLEASE don’t make me have to start documenting shit.” 😂
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If you believe kids are getting sex changes at school, you’re too stupid to be voting.
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Not two of my crushes in a relationship with each other. 😩😅
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"I've been kicked out of better places" nah she ate with that 🤭
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I really can't wait to just be..... done.
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These non stop political ads are really making me miss hearing about mesothelioma and vaginal mesh
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Yall really finna start making me ignore my DMs because... the fuck?
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Not Patrick Stewart! 😧😨😭😩
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Realizing im talking too much; that, or telling the wrong people the right things.
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.....why the fuck do yall keep letting me drink coffee late at night? It's almost 5 fucking am. Whats worse -- drinking a coffee in the morning won't help me at ALL.
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So, you guys don't know this, but I'm very anti AI. There's a song that's been stuck in my hair for 20 years. I'm not exaggerating. I heard it one time at work on the radio, and was never able to identify it. But it's been in my head for 20 fucking years...
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Today, I hummed 5 seconds of it into the Google song identifier.... It gave me 6 options. The first song on the list was the song. After 20 fucking years... It was @thekillers "Midnight Show." Holy. Fucking. Shit. Im still Fuck AI tho.. but this was pretty neat.
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Me watching the Kardashians: oh, thank God, no Scott this season. *Sees preview for the next episode.* Me:
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Resident Evil was okay. The lead actor was kind of annoying but other than that it was cool!
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Streaming is so fucking stupid. Why is scream 4 the only movie that i have to pay for right now and all the other ones are free and spread across the other platforms?
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The Diplomat stresses me out so bad in the best way. It's pretty much the only time I care about politics. 😩😅
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It's fucking outrageous how good The Diplomat is. Netflix better not ever let this one go.
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This is the most corrupt administration in American history.
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Well.. I just binge watched all seven seasons of The Good Wife, as a first-time viewer.. and.. yeah. Overall, I enjoyed it.
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