Business Developer, AI Programmer, Sports Enthusiast, Movie and Video Game Hobbyist, Thespian and Admirer of World Culture. #Actor #OccupyTheMoon #OccupyMars
San Antonio, TX
Joined October 2022
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Joel Oglesby retweeted
On paper, I’m in my 50’s & it’s really confusing…
In my head, I’m 35.
At a concert, I’m 25
After 10pm, I’m 72.
Getting up off the floor, I’m 93.
When someone makes me mad, I’m 2
BUT-
When an 80’s song comes on,
I’m 17, drunk in a field, & my mom thinks I’m at a sleepover
🤪
Joel Oglesby retweeted
The Babylon Bee 🐝 deserves an OSCAR for this depiction of who the LEFT is today!
Thought I’d try the “ Discovery 14 Flavors” from @Mentos and discovered that 1 of them definitely tastes like cat piss 🤢🤮 And apparently I’m not the only one.
Don’t risk ordering any furniture from @LivingSpaces! They have a very short 7 day return/exchange window. I didn’t even open the box! Plus there’s a 10% “restocking” fee, even if you bring it back to a local store in time. And there’s NO direct line to stores if you need any assistance. Customer service nightmare for the big fat F 😡🤬
Just finished M.I.A. on @peacock
Holy 💩 at the plot twist. I jokingly called out the scenario as they walked to the door at the end (I won’t spoil it). But WHAM!
Can’t wait for season 2. I need to be a part of this great cast 💯.
Shannon, Brittany, Marta, Alberto
@danaygarcia1 @Cary_Elwes
Excellent show 🙌
#MIA
#MIAPEACOCK
#MIAONPEACOCK
Joel Oglesby retweeted
History's first trillionaire is a guy who catches rockets out of the sky with chopsticks and beams internet to every dead zone on the planet.
Same guy ships cars that drive themselves, humanoid robots for the factory floor, brain chips that let paralyzed people move a cursor with pure thought, and an AI running on a supercomputer his team stood up in months instead of years.
And the people crashing out about his net worth are doing it on the app he owns. The same app governments spent years trying to censor.
You cannot legislate a rocket into orbit.
Joel Oglesby retweeted
>Be Elon
>Get bullied so badly as a kid that you end up in the hospital
>Escape into books
>Read more than 8hrs a day
>Teach yourself programming
>Sell a video game at 12
>Leave South Africa
>Sleep on couches
>Work odd jobs
>Get into America
>Build a startup
>Get fired from your own company
>Start over
>Build another company
>Merge it into PayPal
>Get removed as CEO
>Your company gets acquired
>Walk away with nearly $180 million
>Instead of retiring at 31, put almost all of it into three impossible ideas: Electric cars, Solar energy, Rockets
>People tell you you're insane
>Start a rocket company with no aerospace degree
>Learn rocket science from textbooks
>First rocket fails
>Second rocket fails
>Third rocket fails
>Divorce
>Public humiliation
>Cash running out
>One launch away from bankruptcy
>Launch anyway
>The fourth rocket reaches orbit
>NASA signs a contract
>Survive
>Tesla is weeks from collapse
>Save it at the last minute
>Get mocked for wanting reusable rockets.
>Land one.
>Then another.
>Then dozens.
>Turn science fiction into engineering
>Get mocked for betting on EVs
>Turn electric cars into status symbols
>Force the entire auto industry to follow
>Build the most valuable car company in history
>Launch astronauts into orbit
>Create a global satellite internet network.
>Buy Twitter
>Fire most of the staff
>Rename it X
>Walk into politics
>Risk your reputation
>Risk your companies
>Risk your fortune
>Become one of the most polarising people on Earth.
>Get attacked by the media, politicians, competitors, and activists
>Keep building anyway
>Become a TRILLIONAIRE
Joel Oglesby retweeted
Ferris Bueller took his "Day Off" 41 years ago today. June 5th 1985. Happy Ferris Bueller Day #80s
Joel Oglesby retweeted
Hey.
Whoever did this.
It's fire. 🔥
#PorVida #GoSpursGo
Joel Oglesby retweeted
In a galaxy that demands strength - America stands ready.
This is the way. May the 4th be with you.
