Joined April 2011
Not the smartest to sand 6 chairs inside my house. Cough, vacuum, repeat... – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
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McDonald's hangover. – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
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Brad Pitt Gets Awkward When Zach Galifianakis Asks Him About Famous Jennifer Aniston Friends Scene shar.es/1mN0Sz
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A McDonald's strawberry shake was the best and worst decision I've made today. – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
The craziest part of Guardians of the Galaxy was that the first name in the credits was Hermione. – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
And just like that, it's fall. 🍂 – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
Where can I get delivery breakfast? 🍳 – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
Zingbot was on point this year. #BB16 – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
Somebody please deliver me the new ikea catalogue. – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
Wholy guacamole #FarmerChris is gonna be a good Bachelor!
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I'm too old for this. – at Winnipeg, Manitoba
Lines 20 carts deep at Costco. 🔫
Everyone is now happily poisoned. #byebyeskeets
One should not eat mango without dental floss in arms reach.
A mosquito bite on each butt check equals me creating a new dance move.
Went to superstore for toilet paper and walked out with $150 of @JoeFresh.
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Is it bad I want to put the heat on in my house?
"You're all full of bugs and bees; honey and nuts and cucumber seeds" - Dan's made up song to me. 💛
Can't help but laugh hysterically when dad is hangover puking.
Need a little orange in my life #OITNB