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Happy birthday to all my marine homies out there. Go out. Get shitfaced. Fight the bar. Win. Maybe fuck some bitches while you’re at it.
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This is why modern SCP sucks by the way.
Fuck the forum.
Pick up the Monster Hunter International Series instead.
Franks, show em how we do.
Best Paragon Origin is probably Colonist/Hero of Elysium…because you get to talk down a former Batavian Slave from a ledge in 1.
Best Renegade is Colonist/Butcher of Torfan, because you canonically make a LOT of good Batarians, AND it makes sense why.
Sole Survivor Shepard doesn’t get enough credit for holding it together all the time there are thresher maws EVERYWHERE in this fuckass galaxy
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“Woe is me why are trans people so ostracized?!?!?!”
They’re not, you are, stop making your problems everyone else’s.
Imagine quoting Marcus Fucking Vance as your source.
Like what is supposed 6 to when the best protection of the setting gets absolutely obliterated by your average tech pistol in the cyberpunk setting:youtube.com/shorts/nCMgk5p8y…
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Bring dozers and backhoes so we don’t have to make your defeated soldiers dig graves for their buddies with their helmets.
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Seriously, the SCP Foundation are fucking kitty cats compared to other similar organizations in fiction.
They get to just wipe memories with magic memory wipe juice.
Orgs like the Monster Control Bureau from Monster Hunter International have to physically intimidate people, discredit them, get them committed as insane, then eventually just fucking kill them and make it look like they slipped in the shower or shat themselves to death, to the point that “the bathroom is the most dangerous room in the house” is literally a federally backed lie to cover up monster attacks and witnesses mysteriously breaking their necks!
And don’t get me wrong in both cases these jobs NEED to be done…but the SCP has easy outs and are fairly tame in comparison, the MCB helped kill an eldritch deity and employs a creature specifically augmented to kill in order to both hunt monsters and assassinate witnesses.
“It’s bad that men are interested in violence.”
Look, delusional bucket of piss, that we like weapons and are interested in violence is not a bad thing, in fact it is a good thing. The bad thing is when they are not taught right and wrong, on top of good parenting(something you also probably hate), is the partial job of literature.
“Boys tend to be fascinated by weapons” — immediately addresses the central problem and yet the conclusion is “boy books are important”???? You didn’t dive into the tension you just confirmed your own biases.
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My only issue with this is that I can’t thirst over Cali’s character…
✨🗡️#ShatteredLegends NEXT WEEK🗡️✨
"Careful what you wish for."
... Because Episode 1 of our exciting TTRPG adventure with Critical Role drops on November 14th (JST)!
🔽Starring🔽
Matthew Mercer (Critical Role)
Nerissa Ravencroft
Mori Calliope
Gigi Murin
Shiori Novella
Marisha Ray (Critical Role)
Will we see YOU in Exandria? 👀
🔽Details🔽
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