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John Pymar

@JohnPymar

Aspiring wasteman.

 Norwich, England
Joined August 2011
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Gene McGurk@magawk14 Sep 2022
When you've been in the Queue for Westminster Hall for 25 hrs.
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lottie@l0ttiehall6 Jun 2022
Michael Owen at 9pm every night for the next 8 weeks
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@themichaelowen19 Jun 2014
Going to bed. Can't take the pain any longer.
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A man has been spotted selling eggs at the Margaret Thatcher statue in Grantham.
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Just a FYI, George Jetson is going to be conceived this weekend.
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wint
@dril8 Nov 2013
big bird was obviously just a man in a suit. but the other ones were too small to contain men. so what the fuck
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Vita Coco@VitaCoco15 May 2019
Replying to @tonyposnanski
Address?
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How you thought 2020 would go vs how it actually went
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Leeds United
@LUFC17 Jul 2020
WE ARE BACK!!! @PremierLeague

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Pokémon
@Pokemon17 Jun 2020
That’s right, Trainers—#PokemonSnapIsBack! #NewPokemonSnap is an all-new adventure inspired by the classic Nintendo 64 game. Grab your camera, and get ready to photograph Pokémon while exploring beautiful islands on Nintendo Switch! bit.ly/2ACnOGK

Photograph Pokémon and explore beautiful islands in New Pokémon Snap!

New Pokémon Snap is an all-new adventure inspired by the classic Nintendo 64 game!

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my dad sent me this and i am LOSING MY MIND
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41 - Maybe just assume Leeds are creating chances constantly and I'll tweet again when they're not. It's becoming repetitive. 'We're Leeds United we're taking the piss,' rings out from the away end. 0-0
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🎙SG: We believe, however, we can hurt Young Boys.
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Phil Hay@PhilHay_30 Mar 2019
PABLO 'NOT IN THE EFL TEAM OF THE YEAR' HERNANDEZ #lufc
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Metalproz@metulzwek26 Mar 2019
me when i saw the voting results
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Honest office answer: “Ooh, your lunch smells nice, what is it?” “Please leave me in peace”
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Leeds United
@LUFC8 Dec 2018
51’ WE’VE GOT A PENALTY!!!
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sorry to the snail i accidentally stepped on while walking home. your life was worth 10x more than mine yet i am the one still here
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