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John Stanlee

@JohnStanlee2

A die hard Abbott Elementary fan!

Joined January 2019
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The people in relationships are extraordinarily generous atseba🫠
Madam_Pearl_Khumalo (@Pearl_Khumalo_) profile pictureMadam_Pearl_Khumalo@Pearl_Khumalo_17 Nov 2025
Where do single people get rounds? 🥺
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💀Ka tla ka ba tšusumetso e kholo ea tai
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Kids whose parents knew what they were doing when they brought them into this world!!! Not you and I 😭
MissNtabeni (@MissNtabeni) profile pictureMissNtabeni@MissNtabeniNov 10
Guys how much was your allowance in varsity? Gosh, I don’t know how we survived. My dad gave me R6000 and my mom would top up with R2500 mid-month and I had a couple of credit cards. I really don’t know how I survived… 😭😭😭😭😭
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YOU A ROOKIE TO ME (@Dunkjoc) profile picture
YOU A ROOKIE TO ME
@DunkjocNov 9
I don’t shoot my shot because I don’t like being rejected. I’ll dog walk you about my feelings 😂😂😂
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Ayooooooooo😭😭😭😭😭
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“You are watching the first republican debate live on BNC, stay with us, we’re just getting started!” 🤭
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The people in relationships are extraordinarily generous atseba🫠
Madam_Pearl_Khumalo (@Pearl_Khumalo_) profile pictureMadam_Pearl_Khumalo@Pearl_Khumalo_17 Nov 2025
Where do single people get rounds? 🥺
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Ke kopa le ske ka re tloaela hampe😒
Denike_01 (@Denike_011) profile pictureDenike_01
@Denike_011Nov 8
People who snore should be banished from this world. 😭
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Issa Oh Bitch@CoochCakesNov 7
Niecy Nash titties. That's it. That's the tweet.
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💀left my phone back at home ofc🕊️🕊️ and I done did my shenanigans, slept 😭😭Theres no way I’d survive a night out having drank black label at the hood and savanna’s at the local pub. There was no time for berninis shame I needed to get as belligerent as I could.
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Yall still view those? 😹
BIG SISTER GENERAL݁˖ ⋆˙⟡ (@papito_ray) profile pictureBIG SISTER GENERAL݁˖ ⋆˙⟡@papito_rayNov 7
Guys, 5 instants per person pls 🙏🏼🫩
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The things I would do to chicken wings right now 😭😭😭
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Happy birthday @Sello_Makutle 🥳
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DRÉ@drefamousNov 5
Sometimes I’m just not interested and that’s okay lol
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@KevOnStageNov 4
The only Abbott I acknowledge is Elementary.
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I had sushi for the first time in my life today 🥹 and I can’t believe it!!! I swore I’d never try it until it was put before my eyes! The fried one was bussin🤤
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I don’t even own a car but even I know that these new gas prices are preposterous!!!
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Ja, u siele Bahlankana ba South Africa!!! Ne nka etsa story time Mara ga ke nyake go le bora!!! 💀
KAMO TSOTETSI (@Kamo_Tsotetsi_) profile pictureKAMO TSOTETSI@Kamo_Tsotetsi_Nov 2
😂 Banana ba tla u ts'ehisa ka libari chief, Yoh!!!
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Oh I didn’t 🤣
F I X X (@fixx_03) profile pictureF I X X@fixx_03Nov 2
If I make it through No Nut November then I'm definitely rewarding myself.😭
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BIG Breezy ひ@GirlthatsUnoNov 1
Play with my ass, not my emotions.
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