Johnny Cash’s FordTM (parody)

Let's do some badly needed surgery on the terminology. What the FUCK is actually going on between the US, Russia, Ukraine, and Europe? And while we're at it, let's run a little poll: Do you support America's surrender to Russia? An organism deprived of accurate information is doomed. Literally. If your senses start lying to you, you're in mortal danger. Politics works the same fucking way. So let's get straight to the point. If you think Trump's son-in-law and his billionaire buddy keep flying to Moscow out of the goodness of their hearts, generously offering to mediate some distant conflict that has nothing to do with America, you're spectacularly wrong on every single count. You've probably heard Iranians chanting "Death to America!" But do you have any idea how many times Russian state television has threatened to nuke the United States? How many marches and motorcades they've organized with mock nuclear missiles proudly labeled "TO WASHINGTON!"? And that's not even the half of it. In December 2021, just before invading Ukraine, Putin issued an ultimatum: NATO must roll back to its 1997 positions. Or else. Now, unless you've completely lost your mind, you understand that this ultimatum wasn't addressed to Ukraine. Ukraine had no power to comply with it. IT WAS ADDRESSED TO THE UNITED STATES. Which means America isn't some neutral "mediator" in this conflict. America is directly involved. It's one of the parties against which the aggressor has explicitly made demands and issued threats. And now, representing the United States, we have two unelected dudes with absolutely ZERO diplomatic background negotiating a "new European security architecture." What the fuck is hiding behind that fancy, deliberately misleading phrase? THE SURRENDER OF THE UNITED STATES TO RUSSIA. The withdrawal of American power from Eastern Europe, Central Europe, and even Northern Europe. The restoration of Moscow's dominance over countries that spent decades escaping it. In other words, a return to the Soviet-era arrangement. There's nothing NEW about this "security architecture." It's ancient fucking architecture. We've seen it before. We know exactly who lived upstairs and who got locked in the basement. And apparently Trump and his gang have decided: Fuck it. Why do we need those countries anyway? Let Putin have them. Here's what I think we should demand. MAKE THEM SAY IT OUT LOUD. Stop bullshitting everyone. Stop hiding behind diplomatic mumbo jumbo. Stop pretending this is some noble peacekeeping mission. Just come out and say: "Yes, we're surrendering to Russia. Yes, we're abandoning our allies. And here's why..." And then explain to the American people why two shady, unelected characters have been given the power to dismantle a world order that took generations to build. Why the fuck should they get to decide the fate of entire countries and hundreds of millions of people? And now, my little poll. DO YOU SUPPORT AMERICA'S SURRENDER TO RUSSIA? Do you support complying with Putin's 2021 ultimatum? Do you support what Kushner and Witkoff are doing in Moscow? Because, stripped of all the diplomatic bullshit, that's the question we should be asking. If your answer is NO, REPOST THIS. Let's see how many of us there are.