Johnny Cordon

They're making me go swimming, at work. Briefcase: support plan, diary, daily record sheets.. ..and trunks.

"What kind of food do you have at a Revenge Party?" "Just desserts" Why do I ever stop watching #iCarly? @MirandaCosgrove @jennettemccurdy

Sometimes the world is a logical place. Then you're reminded Charlie Sheen was in a Disney film, and chaos is restored.

Sometimes life gets you down. Then you have a pick 'n' mix, and realise it's all going to be OK.

Why does Jack Bauer never, ever need a phone charger?

Mamma Mia or Jersey Boys?

Who knew Valentines could last two nights?

Do you hear the people sing?

Pleasantly reminded exactly how stunning Julianna Margulies is. #juliannamargulies #TheGoodWife

Big hands are great for playing guitar, but a bit of a curse when trying to get the last Pringle out of a can.. #firstworldproblems

Building bridges beats the hell out of burning them.

I have discovered 'blogs'.

Guitar instrumental, fast paced, minor key, very technical and very powerful. Titles ideas?

When cooking for a woman, never underestimate the importance of, 'the stirring stance'.

You are not 'human'.

EGOT

Damn, can't decide whether to go for an Emmy or an Oscar first.. #firstworldproblems #fury #egot.

Just snapped the low E 6th string...how does that even happen? #fury