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Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
🏆Here are your daily winners and your Sensei’s thoughts 🤔
🚨The Biggest Upset🚨
Tommy Gunn defeated Ali Mills.
Backstabbing Rocky to side with discount Don King then getting beat up in the streets of Philly is bad.
Cheating on every guy in the valley including me is worse..if she doesn’t do that what happens?
Well Larusso just plays soccer, never learns karate and I don’t get cheated out of my 1984 all valley championship.
The dojo failed this test..1,000 push-ups due by Friday.
#BestVillain of all time tournament 👹
Sanford and Son Won 🚛
I don’t have a big problem with this because Red Fox was great but I would have votes for Diff’rent Strokes. It had a deeper cast and some crazy but entertaining plots.
#JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 📺
Arielle Kebbel Wins 👯♀️
Christine Lakin got a tough draw here and these two ladies are very similar in a good way. This was just a coin toss BOTB that mostly went for AK.
The Fly Won 🪰
I would vote Karloff over Goldblum..The Fly is just gross. The Mummy is classic.
Dojo failure. #BloodyHorrorMayhem
Christian Bale won 🎬
The level of disrespect for Dick Miller was staggering..even if CB should have won I thought it would be closer.
#TheJohnnyAwards
Greta Garbo Won 🎞️
Eddie Van Halen’s ex wife made this closer than it should have been. Some of the dojo was thinking with the wrong head. #TheJohnnyAwards
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
The 80’s Dream Team in the search for Tony Montana with a special cameo walk through.
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
⭐️This is the Johnny Awards Show⭐️
🚨THIS IS NOT THE BABE TOURNEY🚨
⭐️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actresses of all time with a surprise twist⭐️
🚨🌟One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨🌟
🌠If you don’t know the actress or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🌠
(#21 Seed) Jamie Lee Curtis
VS
(#236 Seed) Charlotte Rae
#Follow #Share #Vote #BestActress #TheJohnnyAwards #JamieLeeCurtis #CharlotteRae #Actresses
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
📽️This is the Johnny Awards Show🎬
🎞️It’s a tournament format where we will rank and crown the best Actors of all time with a surprise twist🎞️
🚨One rule - Unlike Hollywood we’re not playing politics on these so don’t factor any of their personal leanings. Be better than them. Vote based on the merits and that’s it🚨
‼️If you don’t know the actors or even if you think you do. Try to research a little since many eras are included here and we want the best to win🏆
(#21 Seed) Robert Redford
VS
(#236 Seed) Michael Gross
#Follow #Share #Vote #BestActor #TheJohnnyAwards #RobertRedford #MichaelGross #Actors
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
👹🏆This is the #BestVillain of all time Championship Tournament 👹🏆
There are 256 Villains that we will all debate and vote for who is the baddest of them all
🚨The important part is to have fun and share these with that SHARE button to get everyone in here to join the dojo🚨
🧮It’s important to weigh lots of factors in these matchups and I read every comment and try to share all of them or respond🧮
(#73 Seed) Conal Cochran {Halloween 3}
VS
(#184 Seed) Malachai {Children of Corn}
#Follow #Share #Vote #Villains #Tournament #ConalCochran #Malachai #Halloween3 #ChildrenofTheCorn #SeasonofTheWitch
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
Choose Your Villain 👹#BestVillain of all time tournament #Poll #Villains #Nemesis #Antagonists #Rivals #BadGuys
30%Conal Cochran
70%Malachai
256 votes • 17 hours Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃
🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #HorrorMovies #HorrorFam
Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round.
Welcome to Johnny Lawrence #BloodyHorrorMayhem Tournament🎃
🪓We’ve got 256 Horror Movies in the field for YOU to decide which one is the best of all time👻 #Horror #HorrorFans
Remember to VOTE in the poll that’s in this thread and SHARE to help get your favorite horror movies into the next round.
(#126 Seed) Fall
VS
(#131 Seed) Maximum Overdrive
#Follow #Share #Vote #Horror #Movies #Tournament #Fall #MaximumOverdrive #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
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Choose Your Horror Movie 🍿 #Poll #Vote #HorrorMovies #HorrorFilms #HorrorFam 🎃🔪🩸👻#HorrorFans #HorrorCommunity #MutantFam
26%Fall
74%Maximum Overdrive
201 votes • 17 hours Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
Here’s the crucial extra data for the voters of the babe tournament.The poll is below and share it with your friends to get your pick more votes.
Virginia Madsen VS Mia Sara
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
👯♀️ Welcome to #JohnnyLawrence #BattleoftheBabes Part 5🔥🍺👯♀️
We’ve reached the SWEET 16
We started with 64 ladies from entertainment throughout history in one tournament and you decide who is the winner 🏆
🚨Remember to vote in the poll and SHARE this to beat the Larusso algorithm and get your friends involved to grow the dojo 🚨
*The extra data posts are important make sure to check those out.
(#5 Seed) Virginia Madsen
VS
(#8 Seed) Mia Sara
#Follow #Share #Vote #Hot #Sexy #Babes #Tournament #Poll #VirginiaMadsen #MiaSara #Women #Actress #Models
Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
Choose Your Babe 🔥#Poll
46%Virginia Madsen
54%Mia Sara
762 votes • 17 hours Sensei Johnny Lawrence retweeted
📺Welcome to the tournament that will decide once and for all what the best TV Show ever made.
We started with 256 competitors and now we’re down to 128 decided by you in #JohnnyLawrenceTVShowFaceOff 🏆📺
🚨🥋Remember to SHARE this with your friends it’s very important to beat this Larusso ran algorithm.
Comment and vote in the poll that’s in the thread to choose the winner 🚨🥋
(#55 Seed) The Facts of Life
VS
(#74 Seed) Bates Motel
#Follow #Share #Vote #TV #Shows #Tournament #FactsofLife #BatesMotel #Television #TVShows #Sitcoms #Comedy #Drama #Streaming
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Check this out!
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Love Valerie, she seems like a nice person even as an adult.
But it's gotta be Garbo.
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The future generations I sacrificed at Mz. Bertinelli's altar could populate a 51st state.


























